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Posted by The Secretary of HomIntern on 01/18/07 06:51
On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:51:32 +0000, SameAsB4 k'lamed:
> Max Grrl wrote:
>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:55:02 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly state:
>>>> The God of Odd Statements falsely wrote:
>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:19:20 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly state:
>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:12:59 -0600, Max Grrl jabbered
>>>>>>>>>> inanely:
>>>>>>>>>>> In article <CYbrh.2798$hi7.1274@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
>>>>>>>>>>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:52:56 GMT, "BuZZard" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buzzard@buzzardnest.us says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:35 GMT, "Mowe Z.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slowley" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't bash the students.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard isn't a teacher, Dumbass. He COPIED
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and PLAGIARIZED
>>>>>>>>>>>> what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SOMEONE ELSE posted and then tried to take
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> credit for it...in
>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rather
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blatantly stupid way. Let's see, how many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> websites does
>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have...hrmmm...oh yeah, NONE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad form.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless it was omh. I'm always for bashing omh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obsesso.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but he's so full of himself he probably never
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asks anyone for help. scared of getting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bashed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't really ever ask for help so much as I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask for tips or
>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often than not precise terminology. Since I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not "book
>>>>>>>>>>>> learned" I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have many of my own sayings for particular
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things, however if
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in looking up information on how to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do something
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuck because I don't know what it's referred
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to book wise.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also often look for collaboration rather than
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> step-wise
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instruction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not only does it help me but it also helps
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those who are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collaborating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me about a particular design concept or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> code form. This
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is reserved only for people WHO KNOW THE FIELD.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In BuZZ's
>>>>>>>>>>>> case he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't know fuck all what he didn't slurp up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from someone
>>>>>>>>>>>> else's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or some halfass Wiki sputter. In fact BuZZ
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knows *SO LITTLE*
>>>>>>>>>>>> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programming that fuckin Drippy looks like an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expert compared
>>>>>>>>>>>> to his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability and experience.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice foamage, fatso. Why so angry? Your diaper
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> leaking?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It might be.. but he gets like this when people
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pick on him.. he is sucking his thumb right now..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crying.. it will be a few
>>>>>>>>>>>> before he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back to ya.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's trying to ignore me, because I've been
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teasing him for days
>>>>>>>>>>>> (about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diapers and fatness and whatnot) and he can't take
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is being spanked.. he is doing his dirty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deeds... his pussy moves..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including.... posting comments about the link..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> calling me fat... I declare him SPNAKED hard.. in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one thread alone. bwahahahahahahahaha diaper shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stain!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what I love about you Buzzy...the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nostalgia...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.gi
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...only lAHMers post like that. ^_^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Mad Hatter. I need a small favor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a pre-op tranny that doesn't have the all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> money to pay for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secks change operation. Inside I am all woman and any
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sex that we have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be gay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since same sex marriage is allow in some places ,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could someone marry me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and put me under your health insurance plan. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really need to get my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> d1ck chopped off and reconstructed into a vagina.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can somebody help a poor old queen like me achieve my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dream of becoming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a real woman. Thanks for any and all help provided
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest that you commit suicide and hope for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reincarnation as Joan Rivers. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go take a long walk on a short pier, you ugly whore. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hope you get gangbanged on the way home from the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unemployment office.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that you, Pamela? How's Wacko nowadays? : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parading around as mommy seems to be her thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parade this... whore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And your hubby divorced you because?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He told me he got herpes from you and couldn't sleep with me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anymore. You filthy man-stealing whore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Herpes!! Now that is a new one.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not for you. It's been about twelve years since you've had
>>>>>>>>>>>> your first outbreeak. Whore!
>>>>>>>>>>> Yep, that'll serve her for using your toilet when she's in
>>>>>>>>>>> fucking the man you can't keep satisfied, huh!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since you are so wrapped up in him, please make sure he gets
>>>>>>>>>>>>> a second opinion on his lip.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is in denial about what it is!
>>>>>>>>>>>> I hope he gives you AIDS, slut!
>>>>>>>>>>> Well, from the size of your fat "Super-size it!" ass, you sure
>>>>>>>>>>> as hell don't have AIDs!! : )
>>>>>>>>>> He's a busy little Monkey, isn't he? Frogging me all over the
>>>>>>>>>> place.
>>>>>>>>> WTF did you DO to the poor lil fucktard???? I mean, really . . .
>>>>>>>>> by the way he's whining and flailing with your nym, you must
>>>>>>>>> have, like, . . . killed his parents or something!!
>>>>>>>> Basically, I made fun of him and nominated him for multiple
>>>>>>>> awards, which made him flip out. Of course, that was after K-Man
>>>>>>>> set him up and Ying wore him out...
>>>>>>> nah.. You started the forging. I'm just following your lead. I've
>>>>>>> represented your nym well. You should be thanking me. I've
>>>>>>> b1tchslapped MaxWhore and hoofc*nt into submission and still no
>>>>>>> thanks from you!
>>>>>> LOL! Keep dreaming fucktard! ^-^
>>>>> I[Pedo-k00k babble snipped for fucktardedness]
>>>> See, I'm telling you guys, this Pet St00pid is just a glutton for
>>>> punishment!! First TGOOS, KM and Demon Prince tormented the lil
>>>> fucktard, and wore him down to pussy insults and whining, and then
>>>> they gave him to me to play with!
>>> Actually, I *am* the Demon Prince of Absurdity, and have never hidden
>>> it, since I took on the title in 2000...Kadaitcha Man is Kadaitcha Man,
>>> however, and has a posting history, under various nyms, dating back to
>>> the '80s.
>>
>> [MaxWhore publicly fellating DemonSpawn again]
>
> DemonSpawn get AIDs tested. The b1tch's tw@t is like a microwave oven.
....You don't know what "fellatio" /means/, do you?
>>>> Thanks, guys! : )
>>> Hey, no prob.
>>
>> I will, one day, return your generosity. : )
>>>> Aw, shit. Porchy shit on the floor again. Bad St00pid, bad!
>>> Well, k00ks can't learn, you know.
>> *sigh*
>> I know, but I had such high hopes that this one was a trainable.
>>>> Now post AGAIN for my amusement! : )
>>>> *pats porchy on his lil deformed head* Thatta boy, post again! : )
>>> Oh, he's a posting _machine_.
>>
>> [maxWhore's suicidal rant after being pumped and dumped yet again]
>
> B<Statement of Monkey Ownership by Max Grrl snipped>
Now, now, if you can't type out the uncensored swear words, you
shouldn't be using it at all. Hmmmm. You're 14, aren't you? It would
make sense.
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