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Posted by Max Grrl on 01/18/07 13:42
In article <pan.2007.01.18.06.30.09.930203@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom>,
The Secretary of HomIntern <YkR4N53909@WòéM.6Ró> wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:20:34 -0600, Max Grrl k'lamed:
> > The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:55:02 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly state:
> >> > The God of Odd Statements falsely wrote:
> >> >> Max Grrl wrote:
> >> >> > The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >> >> >> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
> >> >> >>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:19:20 -0600, Max Grrl did most oddly
> >> >> >>> state:
> >> >> >>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> >> >> >>>>> Hail Eris! On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:12:59 -0600, Max Grrl
> >> >> >>>>> jabbered inanely:
> >> >> >>>>>> In article <CYbrh.2798$hi7.1274@trnddc08>, Text Medium No. 5
> >> >> >>>>>> <mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> hoofprints wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:52:56 GMT, "BuZZard" wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buzzard@buzzardnest.us says...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "jitter" wrote...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:54:35 GMT, "Mowe Z.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slowley" wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't bash the students.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buzzard isn't a teacher, Dumbass. He COPIED
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and PLAGIARIZED
> >> >> >>>>>>> what
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SOMEONE ELSE posted and then tried to take
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> credit for it...in
> >> >> >>>>>>> a
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rather
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blatantly stupid way. Let's see, how many
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> websites does
> >> >> >>>>>>> Buzzard
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have...hrmmm...oh yeah, NONE! LOL
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad form.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unless it was omh. I'm always for bashing
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> omh.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obsesso.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but he's so full of himself he probably never
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asks anyone for help. scared of getting
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bashed.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't really ever ask for help so much as I
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask for tips or
> >> >> >>>>>>> more
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often than not precise terminology. Since I'm
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not "book
> >> >> >>>>>>> learned" I
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have many of my own sayings for particular
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things, however if
> >> >> >>>>>>> I'm
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in looking up information on how to
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do something
> >> >> >>>>>>> I'm
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> often
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stuck because I don't know what it's referred
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to book wise.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also often look for collaboration rather
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than step-wise
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> instruction.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not only does it help me but it also helps
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those who are
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collaborating
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with me about a particular design concept or
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> code form. This
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is reserved only for people WHO KNOW THE
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FIELD. In BuZZ's
> >> >> >>>>>>> case he
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doesn't know fuck all what he didn't slurp up
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from someone
> >> >> >>>>>>> else's
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or some halfass Wiki sputter. In fact BuZZ
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knows *SO LITTLE*
> >> >> >>>>>>> about
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programming that fuckin Drippy looks like an
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expert compared
> >> >> >>>>>>> to his
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ability and experience.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nice foamage, fatso. Why so angry? Your
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diaper leaking?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It might be.. but he gets like this when people
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pick on him.. he is sucking his thumb right
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now.. crying.. it will be a few
> >> >> >>>>>>> before he
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gets
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back to ya.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's trying to ignore me, because I've been
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teasing him for days
> >> >> >>>>>>> (about
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diapers and fatness and whatnot) and he can't
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take it anymore.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is being spanked.. he is doing his dirty
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deeds... his pussy moves..
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> including.... posting comments about the link..
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> calling me fat... I declare him SPNAKED hard..
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in one thread alone. bwahahahahahahahaha diaper
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit stain!
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what I love about you Buzzy...the
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nostalgia...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/AHM_Retards.g
> >> >> >>>>> i
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> f
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...only lAHMers post like that. ^_^
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Mad Hatter. I need a small favor.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a pre-op tranny that doesn't have the all the
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> money to pay for the
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secks change operation. Inside I am all woman and
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any sex that we have
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be gay.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since same sex marriage is allow in some places ,
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could someone marry me
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and put me under your health insurance plan. I
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really need to get my
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> d1ck chopped off and reconstructed into a vagina.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can somebody help a poor old queen like me achieve
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my dream of becoming
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a real woman. Thanks for any and all help provided
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest that you commit suicide and hope for
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reincarnation as Joan Rivers. : )
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go take a long walk on a short pier, you ugly whore. I
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hope you get gangbanged on the way home from the
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> unemployment office.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that you, Pamela? How's Wacko nowadays? : )
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> parading around as mommy seems to be her thing.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> parade this... whore
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> And your hubby divorced you because?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> He told me he got herpes from you and couldn't sleep with
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> me anymore. You filthy man-stealing whore.
> >> >> >>>>>>>> Herpes!! Now that is a new one.
> >> >> >>>>>>> Not for you. It's been about twelve years since you've had
> >> >> >>>>>>> your first outbreeak. Whore!
> >> >> >>>>>> Yep, that'll serve her for using your toilet when she's in
> >> >> >>>>>> fucking the man you can't keep satisfied, huh!
> >> >> >>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>> Since you are so wrapped up in him, please make sure he gets
> >> >> >>>>>>>> a second opinion on his lip.
> >> >> >>>>>>>> He is in denial about what it is!
> >> >> >>>>>>> I hope he gives you AIDS, slut!
> >> >> >>>>>> Well, from the size of your fat "Super-size it!" ass, you sure
> >> >> >>>>>> as hell don't have AIDs!! : )
> >> >> >>>>> He's a busy little Monkey, isn't he? Frogging me all over the
> >> >> >>>>> place.
> >> >> >>>> WTF did you DO to the poor lil fucktard???? I mean, really . . .
> >> >> >>>> by the way he's whining and flailing with your nym, you must
> >> >> >>>> have, like, . . . killed his parents or something!!
> >> >> >>> Basically, I made fun of him and nominated him for multiple
> >> >> >>> awards, which made him flip out. Of course, that was after K-Man
> >> >> >>> set him up and Ying wore him out...
> >> >> >> nah.. You started the forging. I'm just following your lead. I've
> >> >> >> represented your nym well. You should be thanking me. I've
> >> >> >> b1tchslapped MaxWhore and hoofc*nt into submission and still no
> >> >> >> thanks from you!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > LOL! Keep dreaming fucktard! ^-^
> >> >>
> >> >> I[Pedo-k00k babble snipped for fucktardedness]
> >> >
> >> > See, I'm telling you guys, this Pet St00pid is just a glutton for
> >> > punishment!! First TGOOS, KM and Demon Prince tormented the lil
> >> > fucktard, and wore him down to pussy insults and whining, and then
> >> > they gave him to me to play with!
> >>
> >> Actually, I *am* the Demon Prince of Absurdity, and have never hidden
> >> it, since I took on the title in 2000...Kadaitcha Man is Kadaitcha Man,
> >> however, and has a posting history, under various nyms, dating back to
> >> the '80s.
> >
> > So I gave you credit twice - don't you think that, considering the trouble
> > that lil fucktard has caused you by so pathetically and desperately
> > humping you leg, that you've earned it????
>
> Feh, I like to think of it as a tribute to my ability to smack him around
> with the cluebat. He's pretty thoroughly dazed by now...
Well, I'm sincerely glad to hear that - the thought of him being this
fucktarded *naturally* was just too depressing.
>
> > I'd say the lil fucktard's sweet on you, but I don't want to give you
> > nightmares.
> > *shudder*
>
> Groggy. Very groggy. Severe head injuries, don'tchaknow. I may have
> overused the 'bat.
Do you think it could be a variant of "Stockholm Syndrome?"
>
> >> > Thanks, guys! : )
> >>
> >> Hey, no prob.
> >
> > I will, one day, return your generosity. : )
>
> Oh, think nothing of it! We co-own him anyway, and rent him out to Ying.
> I'm still quite shocked that Ying has managed to find someone with
> flaming/trolling skillz inferior to his own, honestly. I mean, he --
> Ying Guo -- ran away from /Fred/.
>
> >> > Aw, shit. Porchy shit on the floor again. Bad St00pid, bad!
> >>
> >> Well, k00ks can't learn, you know.
> >
> > *sigh*
> > I know, but I had such high hopes that this one was a trainable.
>
> Best get those newspapers laid down, before he stains the carpet...
*sigh*
He already has . . . I've got flooring people coming in to rubberize
the floor in his closet.
>
> >> > Now post AGAIN for my amusement! : )
> >> > *pats porchy on his lil deformed head* Thatta boy, post again! : )
> >>
> >> Oh, he's a posting _machine_.
> >
> > I love the "your reverse psychology doesn't work" bit he spewed a couple
> > of posts back - he IS posting and I AM having fun with the brainless rat
> > fart. : )
>
> Various kooksigns he's shown, from Teh Way Of Teh K00k:
>
> Never learn from your mistakes.
> Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
> Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
> When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
> Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
> Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
> accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
> even if they don't have any.
> Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
> If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
> Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
> likely others will believe you!
> Always remain clueproof.
> Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
> Neither is illiteracy.
> Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
> Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
> Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
> If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
> Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
> of misinformation and character assassination.
> When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad Hominem.
> When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with each poast just
> what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS claim ownership of
> [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels. It inspires dread in
> your opponents that they will no longer be able to poast in their home
> froup and that they will eventually have to pay rent, to name just two.
> If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
> they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
> Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
> detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
> jealousy.
> If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles, or
> blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second time.
I LOVE this list!! LOL!!
>
> He hasn't done this one yet, but it would fit his pattern:
>
> Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
> there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
> is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
> stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
I don't think he could - I'm pretty sure that his 4th grade homework
would get in the way - and besides, I think his mommy is curbing his
online time. I heard she's pissed because no online pervert has
snatched him yet.
>
> > How long do you think I can keep the lil *FARK posting?
> >
> > * Fucktarded Ass Rimming K00k
>
> Oh, I'd imagine all year, at least.
REally? You don't think he's close to self-destructing?
--
Max Grrl
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