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Re: Jeckyl Gets Curb Stomped By Dat Mean 'Ol Mad Hatter

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/21/07 15:21

On Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:52:13 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>*cough* BULLSHIT *cough*
>
>You fucking text book deficient. Do you EVER TRY any of the fucking
>bullshit you pull out of yer ass?
>
>Here's a live example using YOUR fuckwitted version:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Sprite_Test/index.php
>
>...huh. So, not only does your method not work AT ALL...unless a
>plain black screen was what you were aiming for, but it took FOUR
>HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN SECONDS to produce it.
>
>Now here's MY method:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/RMXP_CSG/index.php
>
>...huh. Now, granted, I do need to fix it with the zero reds so as
>not to produce an image like this:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Failed_Color.png
>
>However, my version not only does more than produce a PLAIN BLACK
>SCREEN, but amazingly enough, it only takes NINETEEN SECONDS to
>render.
>
>DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM...you sure are a fuckwitted lil retard, aren'tcha
>Jeckyl?
>
>Here's those numbers again (for the benefit of the slower children):
>My way ~ 19 seconds
>Your way ~ 477 seconds
>
>That basically means that your way isn't 700 times slower, it's TWO
>THOUSAND FIVE FUCKING HUNDRED TIMES SLOWER...you dribbling retard.
>
>And once again, all you've done is RUN THE FUCK AT THE MOUTH...where
>as I've put up LIVE EXAMPLES of the two methods and anyone who wants
>to confirm your stupidity can simply look at the source code to
>confirm it.
>
>In other words:
>http://members.dslextreme.com/users/xrcs/myspace/you%20lose%20wonka.gif

Oh wait, PARTIAL bad on my end. When I was rewriting the code (or
rather when my code was rewriting my code) I overlooked a small detail
and the primary reason it was running so slowly was because it was
adding ALL the data to ONE variable (where as currently it spans it
out in 192 variables). So actually Bumbles current method is a bit
faster, about 4 seconds faster. I know, I know, what a BLAZING speed
difference...oh, but uh...there's still ~one~ lil problem...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bumbled_By_Bumbles.png

A lil step up from just a plain solid black nothingness...I mean at
least Bumble's method was able to do SOMETHING...albeit a random
splattering of incoherent colored pixels. *shrugs*

Looks like ya STILL lose, Bumbles. Tsch, tsch, tsch...

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Onideus Mad Hatter
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http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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