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Posted by Joe (GKF) on 02/10/07 03:14
In article <doraymeRidThis-B9A73A.12075710022007@news-
vip.optusnet.com.au>, doraymeRidThis@optusnet.com.au says...
> In article <MPG.203680ef883139a6989766@news.aardvark.net.au>,
> Joe (GKF) <joedinmore@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
> > In article <doraymeRidThis-FC9DEE.11280608022007@news-
> > vip.optusnet.com.au>, doraymeRidThis@optusnet.com.au says...
> >
> > > 3. I go back and think nicer things of the schmuck, even refer to
> > > him as a mensch, because success has mellowed me.
> > >
> > >
> > that's funny, you don't LOOK Jewish.
> >
> > (what with the green skin and tenticles and all)
>
> OK Joe... that's it. Time to roll this out:
>
> A Brooklynite tourist was strolling through Hong Kong when he
> spied a synagogue. He entered and, sure enough, he found a
> Chinese Rabbi and a Chinese congregation. Even though he spoke no
> Chinese, he was touched by the service. The rabbi stood by the
> door greeting his congregants, When the Brooklynite shook the
> rabbi's hand, the rabbi asked, "You Jew?" The man answered "Yes"
> The rabbi replied, "Funny, you don't look Jewish"!
>
>
yes, and later on the same trip, the guy went to Hawaii
He gets off the plane and asks the first person he sees, who happens to
be a rabbi -
"Tell me, I've always wondered - do you pronounce it Ha-Why-ee
or Ha-Vye-ee"
The rabbi says "Ha-Vye-ee"
Our hero says "Thank you very much"
The rabbi says "You're Velcome"
Thank you, thank you - I'm here all week.
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