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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 02/20/07 21:34
On 20 Feb 2007 13:25:26 -0800, "CoreyWhite" <CoreyWhite@gmail.com>
wrote:
>On Feb 20, 4:11 pm, "CoreyWhite" <CoreyWh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Feb 20, 2:45 pm, PerfectReign <perfectre...@xr4ti.cotse.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:51:19 -0800, a rock fell the sky, hitting
>> > CoreyWhite on the head, and inspiring the following:
>>
>> > > Here is the algorithm I am planning.
>>
>> > > 1) Sort all of the words in the old testament alphabetically.
>> > > 2) Sort all of the words in the new testament alphabetically
>> > > backwards.
>> > > 3)Use the two new books as consistent keys to unlock the third book,
>> > > which is complete but inconsistent.
>> > > 4) We create a fourth book that references the first 3, and looks at
>> > > the first 2 ordered, alphabetic sets, as being mathematically
>> > > consistent, and looks at the third book as being a complete set of the
>> > > other two books.
>>
>> > > So because the fourth book keeps everything together in an object
>> > > oriented set by itself, it can be complete and consistent without
>> > > letting the objects it contains contradict themselves.
>>
>> > You know, you are beginning to sound like my senile grandfather a few
>> > years before he died.
>>
>> > He kept rattling on about how he discovered a new math method he'd call,
>> > "casting out nines."
>>
>> > --
>> > k
>>
>> That makes good since to me. You just cast out the "nay" sayers, and
>> accumulate power from withinside of numbers. One old man on his death
>> bead? But combine it with the youth and grandchildren, and you have a
>> force more powerful.
>>
>> What do you suppose he may have meant when he talked to you about
>> these things?
>
>Come to think of it, the theory reminds me of the TV show Deal or No
>Deal.
>
>Let say you take all the numbers from 0-9 and arranged them randomly
>in 10 cases.
>
>Like this:
>
>6 3 1 8
>0 2 7 9
>
>Now this sorting may not be perfectly random, but they are all 9
>numbers which we have casted out at random.
>If we didn't know where the cases were, now how would we find them?
>
>Well if you pick one at random, you have an idea where the rest of
>them have landed.
>
>How?
>
>Because the ordering is random! That means you can eliminate all of
>the logical patters. And as long as you have a sense of the patterns
>the cases could be in which are most random. Then you have a much
>better guess of knowing where they will be.
>
>Random algorithms will almost never generate this order:
>
>12345
>67890
>
>Because they are trying to be random. And only a human could do it!
....holy fuck have you got OCD bad. I hope you're taking medication
for it, usually when you start getting especially numbers crazy it
means yer not far off from jumping off of a tall bridge or shooting
yourself in the head.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
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