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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 06/29/05 11:49
In article <03h4c1d1mon6mcep17i7tdf1k7l2doqbat@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter (usenet@backwater-productions.net) dropped a +5 bundle of
words...
> On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 00:17:44 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >>>http://www.geocities.com/tryppee999/mhcindex.html
> >>>
> >>>If it wasn't on geocities, it would validate, I checked the file(s)
> >>>myself.
>
> >>...okay that's supposed to be like a joke, right? I mean that's not
> >>REALLY what you're offering up in this challenge, is it?
> >>
> >>o_O
>
> >You know what? I changed my mind.
>
> Had a little too much to drink, eh?
>
> >The calculator works perfect.
>
> It's code is as bloated and horribly inefficient as your single color
> bitmap background. Free cl00, kiddo, you could have save yer users 90
> KILOBYTES worth of loading time with this:
>
> bgcolor=#CDC6F7
>
Really!
What's the formula for compound interest?
Show me how I did it.
Oh and for your information, I did use a background color for it. I
picked that ugly gold color you always bitch about.
> Think about it screwball, 15 characters vs 90 KILOBYTES worth of
> stupidity, which do you think is better? Stick to MS Frontpage, n00b
> job, yer no web designer/programmer...and you probably never will be
> either.
90k?
I thought you were just high or something. Then I look. Holy shit!
I didn't realize the pictures were that big. Well, they're gonna have to
stay like that until I can figure out how to reduce them.
The simple interest part was easy breezy. Compound interest was a bitch.
It's a little spaghettied but that's easily fixed.
>
> >The popups work perfect.
>
> What's the matter, can't you integrate popup divs?
What? I guess I could but I don't need it. At least not yet. I got my
little baby off the ground and it works. I could add the interest
formulas and explain it a little. I can't use div for this one, I'm
thinking I'll have to use a table because I'll want my boxes in a
specific layout, w3c be damned but we'll see. I want to see what people
think of it first and if they liked playing with it, that kind of thing.
I've already tested it against my math book and it's gotten every
problem I picked right. I know it works. Now I want to see how people
are going to use it and see whatever info they give on it.
> There's no need to
> start loading pages in new windows, kiddo.
I didn't feel like making a whole site and if I can do it, shit, why
not? THIS IS NOT A REAL SITE! It's a chance to pull off some stunts and
go whoooooo. It's a personal page and nothing more.
>
> >It's divided and then rejoined on the same page,
> >without a table layout.
>
> Well kudos to you, you've stepped up in the world, now for your next
> assignment go look up image compression and start
> reading...everything.
I guess.
> In a year or so come back and show us an
> example of what you've learned.
> That's about how long it took me you
> know. I wasn't born some kind of a genius, I take learning to levels
> that pukes like you can't even fucking dream of comprehending. I WORK
> for my skills.
>
> >And for your information, dickweed, I made the background using artrage.
>
> What the fuck is that and why do I care?
Free hand drawing program. I've been using it to make backgrounds
because they have some texture to them. That's probably the problem
right there. I'll have to play with it and see if I can't come up with
something a little more download friendly. If not, I'll have to think of
something else.
> The bottom line is that you
> didn't NEED a graphic editor to make that piece of shit and even if
> you did need an image for a background common fucking sense 101 should
> have told you that a BITMAP file was the poorest choice imaginable.
>
> Hey, hey Noodle Head, wanna learn something? Right now, want me to
> teach you something? Pay attention.
>
> At your level of skill you should only be using two kinds of graphics,
> jpg and gif. Now these aren't just random letters that don't mean
> anything.
>
> If you have a photograph use jpg. If you have a drawing, or something
> that only has 255 colors or less, use gif.
>
> ...that's elementary school info for ya there, but that's where you're
> at apparently. Now go look up GIF compression and study the
> differences in color reduction using Octree and Median Cut and find
> out which one is best suited for what.
>
> >I made the picture that you see in the pop up.
>
> Well, actually it looks like you just took a picture of yourself with
> a digital camera, cropped it and then saved it. *golf clap* Amazing,
> no really, my grandma can do that much too.
It's a picture. What more do you want?
>
> >I USED YOUR OWN FUCKING POST AGAINST YOU IN YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS
> >CHALLENGE
>
> No, you really didn't. You only managed to meet the minimum
> qualifications by doing everything half assed and amateurish. It's
> like I told you to make 1,000 cars...and you did, but none of them
> runs.
It all runs. It may not look all pretty but it definitely runs.
1) Java animation's fucking hard and I don't know a whole lot about it.
I'm just glad I got the stickman going.
2) You can make a background picture. Nobody ever disputed that. It's
still going to be the same as all the other sites and like all your
other sites, you're going to use your iframe. I can see it from here.
> That's halfassed, Junior. I win, no contest.
You're such a legend in your own mind. Are you writing your own faq? I
guess you are.
> In your defense
> though I probably should have been more specific with the graphics, I
> meant using a GRAPHIC LAYOUT...not that it matters though, that's WAY
> beyond your current level.
A graphic layout? So basically, this is a contest to see who can do your
site the way you'd normally do it?
Well, duh. Like I didn't know that already. But it's a good excuse to do
something you'll never be able to do and that's exactly what I did. Now
I know I don't need to bother going any further than here.
Don't do unnecessary work.
>
> >And all the content can be gotten from one page even though I used more
> >than one page for it.
>
> ...thank you for contradicting yourself.
Hmmm?
I've contradicted nothing.
>
> >See you fucking do that. Big picture. Bite me.
>
> ...you really have no idea what you're up against, do you? Would you
> like to see my "work in progress"?
>
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/index.html *
>
> ...heh...and that's only the basic design interface, by tomorrow
> evening I'll have finished integrating the liquid template and then by
> the day after I'll have finished designing and uploading all the
> content.
Yeah, thanks douche. It's fucking quarter to three in the morning and
contrary to the usenet gossip group, I don't live alone. Why don't you
lose the REALLY FUCKING LOUD FLUTE MUSIC?
>
> *the clouds in IE need to be fixed, be sure and try moving the boxes
> around, click once to grab and then click once more to let go. I'm
> also thinking I'll modify the boxes so that the farther down you pull
> it the greater it's z-index will become, so it'll give it a more true
> 3D space feel...I might also make it so that it increases in size as
> well.
>
> Tsch, tsch, tsch...you poor little fool, you're still struggling
> trying to make websites using bitmap images and half retarded code
> that you spaghetti bitched off someone infinitely better than you.
> You lose, bitch...don't like it. ^_^
I wrote all of the code. Period.
It may suck but it's mine. It looks simple. Waaaah. IT IS SIMPLE. It's
*just* that easy to produce something that you can't fucking do. I mean
c'mon, how hard is it to write a faq? Not very if you're gleaning it
from Harlequin. You can make a pretty picture. I even like your pretty
picture a lot. You're going to cram all of your content into an iframe
like you always do.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
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are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
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