|  | Posted by Steve on 04/10/07 21:19 
ahhh...anger is a good motivator, no?
 wasn't so hard, was it.
 
 
 "DrNoose" <drnoose@Idontthinkso.com> wrote in message
 news:461bf78a$0$5760$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
 | Steve wrote:
 | > as teachers often have their heads squarely planted up their ass when it
 | > comes to technology, i'd rtfM. however, students usually have theirs
 | > embedded farther up the sphincter and are quick to blame their teacher.
 | > usually it comes down to you not following ALL the directions given.
 | >
 | > i'd remove php entirely from your pc in whatever hap-hazard fashion
 you've
 | > pieced it together on your system. i'd then go to us2.php.net and
 download
 | > the php installer. it's more your speed...point and click...and then
 begin
 | > writing shitty code. ;^)
 | >
 | > so, i suppose we can expect to see more posts from you where the
 questions
 | > posed could be resolved by yourself were you not a silver-spoon,
 | > lacsidaisical midget of academia?
 | >
 | >
 | > "DrNoose" <drnoose@Idontthinkso.com> wrote in message
 | > news:461bb3a2$0$16676$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
 | > | Steve wrote:
 | > | > your web server, iis, is not configured properly. you are using php
 on
 | > | > windows as a cgi application. you need to have iis peon off anything
 | > ending
 | > | > in .php to the php executable.
 | > | >
 | > | > don't know how to do that? rtfm.
 | > | >
 | > | > ;^)
 | > | >
 | > | >
 | > | > "DrNoose" <drnoose@Idontthinkso.com> wrote in message
 | > | > news:461bacd2$0$5613$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
 | > | > | Hi!
 | > | > |
 | > | > | Here is the code for a php file:
 | > | > |
 | > | > | <html>
 | > | > | <head>
 | > | > | <title>Hello World Message</title>
 | > | > | </head>
 | > | > | <body>
 | > | > | <?php echo "<p><em>Hello World from the Web Server</em></p>";?>
 | > | > | </body>
 | > | > | </html>
 | > | > |
 | > | > | I've saved it as HelloWorldMessage.php
 | > | > |
 | > | > | I copied it to inetpub/wwwroot
 | > | > |
 | > | > | Then I go to the browser and type:
 | > | > | http://localhost/HelloWorldMessage.php and then return.
 | > | > |
 | > | > | It then asks me how I want to open the file - notepad or other. If
 I
 | > | > | choose other - then choose Mozilla it will open in the browser as:
 | > | > |
 | > | > | Hello World from the Web Server
 | > | > |
 | > | > | ",?>
 | > | > |
 | > | > | What am I doing wrong? We did a similar program in class the other
 day
 | > | > | and it came up fine.
 | > | >
 | > | >
 | > | I guess I am the iis peon! LOL
 | > |
 | > | I used the teachers instructions and the book to set them both up! Not
 | > | sure what else to do.
 | > |
 | > | Thanks!
 | >
 | >
 | What a tool you are!!!!!! I thought this newsgroup was here to help
 | people who had questions or problems with their code; not to degrade
 | them because they are a teacher or student. I'm not a "silver-spoon,
 | lackadaisical (check your spelling next time!) midget of academia; just
 | a mom trying to go back to school and get a degree to help better herself!
 |
 | BTW, I did get the problem fixed, but no thanks to you and your smart
 | a** remarks!
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