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Posted by Peter on 06/13/89 11:20
On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 20:41:22 -0700, in alt.2600 Onideus Mad
Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> quoth:
>On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 21:36:37 +0100, Peter <peter_hood@ausi.com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 13:11:57 -0700, in alt.2600 Onideus Mad
>>Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> quoth:
>>
>>>On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:10:57 +0100, Peter <peter_hood@ausi.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 00:54:13 +0100, in alt.2600 Mimic
>>>><dev@null.net> quoth:
>>>>
>>>>>Peter wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 29 Jun 2005 23:00:49 GMT, in alt.2600 ByteCoder
>>>>>> <me@none.com> quoth:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>bny <tidepool@suspicious.org> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:42C3207C.9020205@suspicious.org:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>you may be able to 'hand code' but sine both of your pages look like
>>>>>>>>absolute shit, does it matter that they are 'hand coded'?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Cut off your nose to spite your face.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>People (in general) don't look at the code that creates a layout/page,
>>>>>>>>they look at what their browser renders. If your Frontpage/Dreamweaver
>>>>>>>>code renders nice and cleanly, then why give a flying fuck if a
>>>>>>>>WYSIWYG editor is used...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>-bny
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Because especially the people with a slower internet connection also
>>>>>>>look at the speed of rendering.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There are some handy tools for stripping out redundant
>>>>>> 'code'.
>>>>>
>>>>>You shouldnt need to strip out redundant code ;)
>>>>>time is money, time is money ....or so they say :P
>>>>
>>>>LOL. I think that you'd be surprised at how compressed it
>>>>becomes. Also, the stuff I used did batches. So I used to
>>>>finish up the day, hit batch processing, and start cooking
>>>>dinner. Probably done by the time I'd got to the oven.
>>>>
>>>>As to redundant code, well it's not as bad as your
>>>>description of 4 pages of it!
>>>
>>>The kind of editors you're talking about are really only good for
>>>generating markup la^HA^HA^HA^HA BIG FUCKING SLAPPP!!
>
>>You are a simpleton, without out a doubt.
>
>Do you suppose the barely coherent opinion of a retard like you means
>anything to me other than CHEAP entertainment?
This non sequitur was apropos of what buzzing in your
cognition deficient basal ganglia?
>>You fucking idiot, learn to read.
>
>...learn to type, idiot, or do-do you ha-have a stuttering problem?
>Without-out a do-doubt, huh?
Fat boi, I have visitors and a busy schedule. If you are so
farking stupid that you mistake a typo <when I type a Usenet
post it's normally in between activities> for a stutter you
really are taking your virtual experience a little more
seriously than you make out... ...and more than a little
stupid.
>>I have not authored a web site for several fucking years.
>
>WOW, really? Thanks for sha^HA^HA^HASLAP!
Not a problem, fat boi. I am sometimes willing to spell this
sort of thing out for the clue impaired, such as you.
>...not that it has anything to do
>with...well anything at all, but hey, apparently in the land of
>fucking stupid it was the correct response.
You don't take your Usenet experience seriously, sure
thing....
On Thus, 30 Jun 2005 13:11:57 -0700, in alt.2600 Onideus Mad
Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> quoth:
>just hang it up
>now and shoot yourself in the head cause you just became one obsolete
>mother fucker.
Oh but not at all obsolete. While I currently do not need a
web site, you can be sure that I will choose to use a
fucking editor to make one.
Why would I do this? Because, unlike you, I don't spend all
of my life hooked up until bizarre hours in the early
morning, and I don't have the time to learn the repertoire
besides.
I have told you this before. Must I do all of your fucking
thinking and remembrance for you? <shakes head>
Additionally - and for more on this story see the other
Usenet article that I'll be posting concurrently - I avoid
java, not just because of disinclination, but also because I
recognize that there are others like myself whose security
settings would mean that such sites will not function
properly.
Then there is the question of inclination to learn, due to
shortness of time. I have two bachelors degrees, the M.Sc.
in neurophysiology, the one in forensic psychology, and a
Ph.D. on the way, plus all of the postgrad diplomas and
certs that I have.
IOW, no time Baby Matthew, but don't let that stop you
hanging your arse out of that modem, you having not finished
your education due to shortness of intellect.
Is your fascination with small things due to your status as
pretend a small person, I rhetorically ask...
In article <381549c7.19129635@news.innw.net> "Baby Matthew"
wrote
in response to article <Bj3R3.944$x8.29393@news.uswest.net>
in which
"Baby Jimmy" had written
>>Take care and don't take anything I say too personally. (Babies gotta fight
>>and say stuff).
>>
>>Baby Jimmy
>
>Same with me, I like to bitch, makes me feel less stressed, arguing is
>kinda fun, but I should keep in mind that mommy keeps a paddle around for
>naughty babies like me. ;)
>
>-Baby Matthew
Ah yes, "Language most shows a man; speak that I may see
thee".
>>That would explain the age of the software you fucking
>>idiot.
>
>...what age of what software? Did you even READ my post you fuckin
>MORON.
Go back and read your remark on obsolescence and my clear,
unambiguous observation that I have not had a site for some
time. 1999, in fact, when the web was 4 <for clue impaired
diaper wears, that is f-o-u-r> years old.
>>Do I have to do all of your thinking for you?
>
>That really is the lamest excuse for being a fuckin dumbass that I
>have ever heard...ever.
I have had to do your thinking for you on a number of
occasions recently. We can start with my other outgoing post
on security settings, and then move onto my PGP encrypted
control post, after which you tried and failed to post one,
it being that yours didn't propagate.
I'll remind you of the URL: http://snipurl.com/baby2late
Would you like the private key for it, Baby Matthew, because
you still haven't asked for it...
In message <cp74ld$4bn$1@flonk.databasix.com>, Friendly
Neighbourhood
Vote Wrangler <kook-faq@NOSPAMinsurgent.org> writes
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
>The winner is... LADY CHATTERLY!
>
> Yes . . 29
> No . . 13
>
>Kudos, Ma'am! The comprehensive spanking of soc.men and Matt Moulton
>was a fine spanking to observe.
Yes, that's it. I kicked your arse, everyone kicked your
arse....
In message <1452c7f.416fc69c@sympatico.ca>, Onideus Mad
Chatterly
<fnord@of.mice.and.men> writes
>No, I'm nobody, that's plainly obvious. Oh but hey, maybe I'm missing
>something, what the fuck have I accomplished lately, apart from falling
>in love with Big Daddy Hooded Man?
....and so did the bot that you claimed to own! LOL.
>>Now kindly stick that porky, self centred fat head of yours
>>into the porcelain and FLUSH!!!
>
>Quit sharing your psychiatrist's perscriptions with people online.
LOL. I see that you are adopting the position. At ease, fat
boi. No need for formalities here, as seriously as you do
take your online experience. ;->
>>Oh, and do HAND fat boi. :-)
>
>You be sure and have a fucked up day, Spittles...on me! ^_^
<Baby Matthew>
....or what, you've hurt my virtual feelings. *whimper*
</Baby Matthew>
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
<Occam>
Not mad, merely stupid.
</Occam>
>mhm ¹ x ¹
>http://www.backpassage-productions.net/spank_me_big_daddy_Hood.html
In message <1452c7f.416fc69c@sympatico.ca>, Onideus Mad
Chatterly <fnord@of.mice.and.men> writes
>No, I'm nobody, that's plainly obvious. Oh but hey, maybe I'm missing
>something, what the fuck have I accomplished lately, apart from falling
>in love with Big Daddy Hooded Man?
LOL.
--
Peter
Mine is my freedom
you take I'll defy
laugh 'til I'm tired
sing 'til I'm dry
'cos life is a moment
you pass with a sigh
never comes back sure
as yesterday's bye....
<From "In my own time", by Family>
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