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Posted by Travis Newbury on 07/24/07 10:38
On Jul 23, 12:08 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
I ran Hatters post through the new Ronko Audio Decrapalator. the
output (listed below) was very interesting.
> Are your palms as hairy as Beast's now? ^_^
Translation: "I am so lonely"
> What posts? What parts of them? My typing/writing style is never so
> linear as to only be just one thing or another.
Translation: "I am never far away from thinking about my small
penis."
> Why, are you impressed?
Translation: "I have no friends"
> I post for the fun of it
Tranlsaton: "No one likes me"
>sometimes that fun involves ridiculing and
> verbally torturing those that let me (as is the case with lil Richy)
Translation: "Did I mention I compentate for my small penis with my
big mouth"
> for their inferior or nonexistent skills in a particular area of study
> (in this case web design).
Translation: "My puppy committed suicide when I adopted it"
> The real truth of the matter is though that it's not about how much
> you know...it's about what you do with it. There are only two kinds
> of people online...those who produce...and those who run at the mouth.
Translation: "I am a virgin"
> Thankfully I don't take after your mother...that bitch fumbled with
> the coat hanger one damn time too many, didn't she?
Translation: "I once masturbated while looking at a picture of George
Cloony"
> You wield the art of sarcasm about as well as CNN wields the art of
> puns...ie not worth a shit.
Translation: "I have always been unloved"
After reading the translations I think it is clear that Hatter
deserves our sympathy and prayers. Please be kind to the hatter.
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