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Posted by daniel on 02/09/05 16:31
PHP is bad Mkay.
> I just ran across this interesting article from awhile back. Pretty
> funny
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> http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html
> <http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html>
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> Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today
> after teachers learned he may be using PHP.
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> "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our
> Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended.
> No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite
> sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or
> maybe a new designer drug like GHB."
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> php_logoParents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in
> their children's school, and are demanding the school do something.
> "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There
> may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate
> parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how
> to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP."
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> In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its
> internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites
> mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students
> from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up
> locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs.
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> Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around
> the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd
> population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, "I don't
> know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more
> time for fraggin'. Yee haw!"
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> PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is
> believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more
> powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child
> may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net <http://www.php.net> .
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