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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 08/02/07 13:04
On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:40:31 -0700, Travis Newbury
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Aug 1, 1:35 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>
>> Considering they're a multi-billion dollar company with the largest
>> number of retail stores in the world...yeah...it's a good match. The
>> work I'm doing for them to bring their inventory control to the 21st
>> century will make them even stronger...it'll also make me filthy
>> stinkin rich since about half my paycheck is put directly into
>> Wal*Mart stock. ^_^
>Translation.... "Welcome to Walmart, I'll have to check your bag
>ma'am..."
I don't think they let young'uns like me be greeters. I did help
bring in carts one day though...mostly cause the cart people
just...didn't show up one day and then everything was kind of in a
panic, so Justine and I went out there brought all the carts in. Bad
thing is that it was like a 100 fuckin degrees outside in the blazing
sun. Got a bit of a sun burn doing it, but otherwise it was okay,
builds character and all like that. Most of you pasty fat assed
cubical dwellers probably haven't done any REAL work since the fuckin
Reagan administration. I pride myself on the fact that unlike so many
of you bloated fatties I can actually WORK. I think I would kill
myself if I ever became as pathetic as so many of you kids...you're
the kind of fatties that we have those motorized carts for, cause yer
just too damn fat and lazy to move around on your own two feet. `, )
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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