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Posted by dorayme on 08/04/07 22:13
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<Xns9982377DC187Enanopandaneredbojias@198.186.190.161>,
Neredbojias <monstersquasher@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Nope. I like dorayme.
That is so sweet of you, my dearest Boji - little flower, sugar
plum, pumpkin. Before I knew your true feelings, I sent a little
something to you via my agents. But please do not open. In the
light of your confession, forward it on to your mate, that shark
schmuck. Let's see if one of its millions of google-header and
usenet and God knows what other filters (a swimming version of
The Iraq Green Zone) can detect it for what it is, a packet of
very simple, odourless, pills.
Why, you ask, is there a need for so many in a bottle. Let me
tell you, you sweet pumkin: while not placebos, the others act as
decoy, just one drop-dead pill would look suspicious. In case
your mate swallows the whole bottle, I have taken care to make
the bottle a fast-release capsule coating. If this bait is not
taken, I can make up a huge pill and make it look like an
earthling wet-suited diver.
> she's interesting and intelligent - and a little flaky.
Please read my writings more closely. I explained to Toby about
what they call shark in Melbourne and I really would prefer you
did not use that word in relation to me. Let me take the
opportunity to give you a new Jewish word: Tell your feverishly
killfiling, ever filtering, ever caustic, ever obsequious
schmark, to get stuffed. This is _my_ present to you Boji, a new
Jewish word for the schmucks of the deep. (It's ok, no need to
leap to anything for me like "schmart" - it is already used by my
enemies at home).
In the meantime, Boji, old son, considering you did not deliver
the slightest on The Desert nor on The Young Trader, how about
saying whether you find the following, the least suspicious:
That is my dog.
That dog is a father.
Therefore, that dog is my father.
--
dorayme
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