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Posted by Neredbojias on 08/05/07 05:09
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:13:40
GMT dorayme scribed:
>> Nope. I like dorayme.
>
> That is so sweet of you, my dearest Boji - little flower, sugar
> plum, pumpkin.
Well, remember that the next time you become aggravated at me. Btw, does
this mean that if I ever happen to visit Australia, I can get in your
pants?
> Before I knew your true feelings, I sent a little
> something to you via my agents. But please do not open. In the
> light of your confession, forward it on to your mate, that shark
> schmuck. Let's see if one of its millions of google-header and
> usenet and God knows what other filters (a swimming version of
> The Iraq Green Zone) can detect it for what it is, a packet of
> very simple, odourless, pills.
>
> Why, you ask, is there a need for so many in a bottle. Let me
> tell you, you sweet pumkin: while not placebos, the others act as
> decoy, just one drop-dead pill would look suspicious. In case
> your mate swallows the whole bottle, I have taken care to make
> the bottle a fast-release capsule coating. If this bait is not
> taken, I can make up a huge pill and make it look like an
> earthling wet-suited diver.
Just one question: does this in any way, shape, or form have anything to
do with why Luigi has not made even a token appearance here in several
months?
>> she's interesting and intelligent - and a little flaky.
>
> Please read my writings more closely. I explained to Toby about
> what they call shark in Melbourne and I really would prefer you
> did not use that word in relation to me.
Huh? I never called you a shark. -Not even a sharkess, by golly. I
therefore supposed you are referring to the word which means "shark" in
Melbourne, but I honestly don't know/can't recall/do not remember what
that is. So I guess you're safe, -except for accidents.
> Let me take the
> opportunity to give you a new Jewish word: Tell your feverishly
> killfiling, ever filtering, ever caustic, ever obsequious
> schmark, to get stuffed. This is _my_ present to you Boji, a new
> Jewish word for the schmucks of the deep. (It's ok, no need to
> leap to anything for me like "schmart" - it is already used by my
> enemies at home).
Blinky's okay. I think frazzlicious stuff drives him crazy, that's all.
Sharks _are_ rather used to a more-or-less perfect world. They're at the
top of their food chain, and if one of 'em disappears every now and then
due to the predations of man, they look on the bright side of having less
competition.
> In the meantime, Boji, old son, considering you did not deliver
> the slightest on The Desert nor on The Young Trader, how about
> saying whether you find the following, the least suspicious:
>
> That is my dog.
> That dog is a father.
> Therefore, that dog is my father.
Wey-all, logic dictates that the dog does _not_ have to be his father,
that's for sure. Besides the aforemantioned, the only other thing it
suggests to me is perhaps the guy's into incestual bestiality.
--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.
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