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Posted by Neredbojias on 09/08/07 16:54
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:10:21
GMT dorayme scribed:
>> Negatives can actually be summary as opposed to antipodal. I had an
>> acquaintance once who sucked. He told me about this acquaintance of
>> his whom he said sucked. Naturally, I thought that this acquaintance
>> of my acquaintance and I might share some common ground, -you know,
>> like opposites of opposites are the same or the enemy of your enemy
>> is your friend...that kind of thing. Boy, was I wrong! Not only did
>> this twice- removed acquaintance suck at least three times as much as
>> my original acquaintance, she even wanted to charge for the
>> privilege!
>>
>> Hmm, sounds kind of like a bin Hassid story, don't it?
>
> I don't know what the hell you are talking about, you
> barely-quarter-articulate Neanderthal.
Cro-Magnon, please... The Neanderthals were a side-branch of dweebo-
stupidos that died out because they listened to their women too much.
> But I do know a joke about sucking. I was visiting an elderly
> relation once in a nursing home and as I was walking past one of
> the rooms, I heard an old feller from the other side of the door
> say: "Suck, Mildred, suck! "Blow" is just an expression!".
>
> That should guarantee that only Travis will ever talk to me again
> on this ng. Oh, well, them's the breaks.
Wow, a dirty joke. I didn't think you were that kind of a girl. 'Hope
this wasn't just an oblique reference to a personal experience you felt you
had to get off your chest. Women do those kinds of things...
--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.
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