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Posted by Blinky the Shark on 07/20/05 07:52
dorayme wrote:
>> From: Blinky the Shark <no.spam@box.invalid>
>>> All this left and right clicking, scrolling and stuff! On my machines, the
>>> functions for right click are (settable) temporal controls: holding the
>>> mouse down a few parts of a sec will trigger a close contextual menu and you
>>> have it all done before you release the one button.
>> Yeah, I used to have a slow mouse, too. ;)
> Texan farmer on a visit to Israel: "So, how big is your farm Mr Goldberg?"
> "Well, see that cow over there, that's the East boundary, that shed over to
> your right about 300 yards, that's the North edge...". "Why hell!" says the
> Texan, "I can drive all day long back on my farm in Texas and still not
> reach my boundaries!" And the reply was "Ah yes... I had a car like that
> once already!"
Ayup. Having heard jokes on that theme for the last 50 or so years, I'm
thinking that my comment was shaped by them, if not consciously. :)
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