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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 09/28/07 18:11
On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:22:41 -0400, Jerry Stuckle
<jstucklex@attglobal.net> wrote:
>> Actually current estimates are below 4% (and dropping 2% every six
>> months) and really, none of my sites, like nearly EVERY site these
>> days will work without javascript. In some cases I'll have them
>> retard back to a plain text version of the site if
>> javascript/flash/etc has been disabled, but that's about all the
>> effort I'm willing to invest for the Amish of the Internet.
>Not from any reliable source I've seen.
Yeah, because the W3Schools site, boy THAT'S not a reliable source:
http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp
*nods*
>10% and rising.
Cite your source, Doofy.
>Too many popups and lots of other things.
I'm sorry, but your stupid ass seems to be trapped in 2002, be sure
and let us all know when you catch up with the rest of reality.
> It's not the Amish - it's the smart
>people who know how to turn off javascript who do it.
You mean the retards. I mean, let's think about this...if you shut
off javascript...pretty much 90%+ of ALL content on the web would
magically become beyond your reach. Pretty much ALL major websites
from CNN to TV Guide all rely heavily on javascripts (amongst other
languages).
>Javascript should always be used to enhance the experience - but never
>be required for the experience.
I'm sorry, but reality seems to bitch slap you otherwise. You might
not like it, Sunshine...but that doesn't make it any less of a
reality.
>> Essentially your concern is that people without computers won't be
>> able to see my site. And my response is, "No, really?! Who the fuck
>> woulda guessed?"
>Bullshit. But if you want to turn away 10% of all internet users (and
>the business they bring), it's your loss, not mine.
Just like the car manufacturer...I'm not worried about the "loss" in
sales from the Amish.
>Or at least I
>*hope* it's your loss, and not some client who doesn't have a clue.
Oh so now you're claiming that 94%+ of the Internet doesn't have a
clue, eh?
http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp
There's that fun link again, bitch slapping you up long side yer fat
fuckin head with reality.
>> I mean you don't go bitching to a car manufacturer that his product
>> isn't going to sell very well to the Amish. Of course it's not gonna
>> fuckin sell to 'em, THEY'RE AMISH! What the fuck man, what are you
>> Captain Jesus Raping Obvious?
>You really have no clue, do you?
You wear a tin foil hat, don't you?
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"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
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"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
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"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
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"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
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So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
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tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
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