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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/01/07 17:26
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:13:33 -0700, SpaceGirl
<nothespacegirlspam@subhuman.net> wrote:
>> Yeah, because the W3Schools site, boy THAT'S not a reliable source:http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp
>>
>> *nods*
>Who visits that site other than developers and designers? So, how are
>their stats even vaguely representative of average users?
Oh Spacey, you have GOT to be completely the fuck out of yer head
today:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.w3schools.com
I mean, what the fuck girl? Check the shit out before you run at the
mouth, that's like rule number one in the tech biz.
>> >10% and rising.
>>
>> Cite your source, Doofy.
>Cite yours. The W3CSchools site is not relevant.
Yeah, an Alexia ranking of SIX HUNDRED THIRTY FIVE...boy THAT'S not a
relevant site. Oh hey, why don't we check YOUR Alexia rating!
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.bitesizedjapan.com
Uh oh, you seem to be floating up there around FOUR MILLION. *nods*
>I actually thing you are right, but it very much depends on your
>market.
No, it REALLY the fuck doesn't.
Just in case reality hasn't penetrated yer thick fuckin skull yet,
here's that link, ONE MORE TIME:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.w3schools.com
Fuckin DUH!
>> You mean the retards. I mean, let's think about this...if you shut
>> off javascript...pretty much 90%+ of ALL content on the web would
>> magically become beyond your reach. Pretty much ALL major websites
>> from CNN to TV Guide all rely heavily on javascripts (amongst other
>> languages).
>Cite your source. 90%? The worlds most popular sites (bbc.co.uk and
>google.com) both work without JS. While not all of their content is
>visible without JS, they don't "magically become beyond reach".
Even MY site will "work" without javascript (do note the lack of
capitals, amateur). In case you were too damn thick to notice there's
actually a whole gawd damn shit load of javascript on pretty much ALL
of Google's sites. Oh but I bet they just put that in there for the
fun of it, it doesn't really do anything, huh Spacey? *nods*
BTW, I don't think I properly bitch slapped you the last time you
tried to claim that javascript is capitalized, so please, try and
claim otherwise again and I'll go ahead and slap you up long side yer
head with what a fuckin n00b level miscomprehension that is. ^_^
>> >Or at least I
>> >*hope* it's your loss, and not some client who doesn't have a clue.
>>
>> Oh so now you're claiming that 94%+ of the Internet doesn't have a
>> clue, eh?
>>
>> http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp
>
>How often do people in cyber cafe's visit that site? Or school kids,
>or office workers, or people on library computers, or folks at home
>doing online shopping etc etc. The site is not in the least bit
>representative of general users - it only represents people who are
>likely to visit their site (and the other technical sites they gather
>stats from).
Here's reality!
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.w3schools.com
Bitch slapping you the fuck across yer face since birth. *nods*
>"You cannot - as a web developer - rely only on statistics. Statistics
>can often be misleading.
Uh, not this one, Kiddo. This is pretty much the fuck set in stone.
>Global averages may not always be relevant to your web site.
And amazingly enough Alexia can actually track by country, isn't that
neat? ^_^
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