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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/03/07 11:54
Hey Jerry, look I found your picture:
http://www.icca.org/cgi-bin/discus/board-profile.cgi?action=pict&file=3967.jpg
LOL, that's hilarious! I like how you grew a beard just to hide all
yer fat chins.
What's even more interesting is that Jerry apparently works at some
place called "JDS Computer Training Corporation" which from what I've
read is some kind of like fly by night, earn your "degree" at home,
flunkie factory. They're so pathetic they don't even have a domain or
a website. But then, I guess it's understandable, I mean it's not
like that shit faced fat ass Jerry is gonna be up to coding a web
site. Hell the d00d has enough trouble just figuring out how to post
on Usenet.
Hey Jerry, I think I know why I make you so angry...it's cause while
I'm young, talented, creative and produce...yer a fat assed old man
whose practically knockin on death's door every time you eat a
cheeseburger and you've accomplished fuck all throughout your life.
I mean, just look at you, yer postin in a fuckin web programming group
and you don't even have ONE site to call your own. Yer a wannabe (or
a never-will-be), a dribbling flunkie who will never be known for
anything, no accomplishments, no websites, no nothing. You're an
unproducing fuckwit, a talentless poser class shit stain who goes
around trying to nitpick and bitch about other people's code because
you're too damn worthless to produce any of your own.
At best yer a bitter, jealous old coot whose angry at the world for
never being able to accomplish anything worthwhile in life so you go
around trying to tear others down to your pathetic level, not to try
and feel better about yourself, no, you're long past that dream, you
do it just so you don't have to feel so lonely down there on the
bottom of nothingness.
Personally...if I was as pathetic, forgetful, inconsequential and
unproducing as you are...I'd probably have shot myself in the head
already...but you're so damn pathetic and stupid you don't even have
the decency to save your loved ones the burden of your pointless, FAT
existence, do you Jerry? At least we can all take comfort in the fact
that you're so gawd damn baby Jesus raping ugly that you probably
haven't had a chance to breed (thank God for small miracles, eh?).
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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