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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/03/07 14:20
On Wed, 3 Oct 2007 09:04:13 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
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>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:e377g3hkggbeu56p5q2ruc9o0vgj2g7vof@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 3 Oct 2007 08:36:46 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
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>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>news:6l57g35j95ql3j28guubmkk8qpfeiun785@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 3 Oct 2007 08:10:32 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>>>news:pav6g3hojot2qeqp9lfapfc1vo06drndi0@4ax.com...
>>>>>> Hey Jerry, look I found your picture:
>>>>>> http://www.icca.org/cgi-bin/discus/board-profile.cgi?action=pict&file=3967.jpg
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL, that's hilarious! I like how you grew a beard just to hide all
>>>>>> yer fat chins.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What's even more interesting is that Jerry apparently works at some
>>>>>> place called "JDS Computer Training Corporation" which from what I've
>>>>>> read is some kind of like fly by night, earn your "degree" at home,
>>>>>> flunkie factory. They're so pathetic they don't even have a domain or
>>>>>> a website. But then, I guess it's understandable, I mean it's not
>>>>>> like that shit faced fat ass Jerry is gonna be up to coding a web
>>>>>> site. Hell the d00d has enough trouble just figuring out how to post
>>>>>> on Usenet.
>>>>>
>>>>><snip addict obsession>
>>>>>
>>>>>hey jerry! omh is now officially a JERRY-ADDICT.
>>>>>
>>>>>ROFLMFAO!!!
>>>>
>>>> OMGROFLCOPTERLOLLERCAUST
>>>>
>>>> ...tha fuck. It's like Jerry's the mayor of Retard Town and Steve is
>>>> his r-tard "yes man".
>>>>
>>>> This guys slurps more ass in one post than all the bidets in France!
>>
>>>yet, you obessed enough to google jerry and write a dissertation.
>>
>> Which took all of three minutes and forty two seconds.
>> Congratulations, you've managed to hold my attention longer than your
>> average bug zapper. What the fuck do you want a foot up the ass and a
>> crotch grab to congratulate your incredible "accomplishment"? Tha
>> fuck man, you probably get all excited every time you manage to take a
>> piss without gettin it all the fuck over yer training panties.
>
>steve has a boi friend, a boi friend, a boi friend...steve has a boi friend, and
>his name is jerry.
I fixed yer typos, Fruitloop.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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