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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/06/07 17:36
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:07:41 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> So today I spent some time working on the interface design for the
>> site tracker I built. This is what I got so far:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Site_Tracking_Interface_Design_Idea.png
>>
>> The pie chart design will look very similar to the bar chart design
>> when finished.
>>
>> One of the REALLY cool features my site tracker will have, that all
>> the others I've seen don't, is the "user-track" feature, which will
>> allow you to look at the browsing stats of each individual user who
>> visits the domain. You'll not only be able to see which sites they
>> visited, but how long they stayed, what parts of the site they looked
>> at and you'll be able to see their extended history to find out how
>> often they visit the sites. And of course you'll also be able to see
>> some trends, like the most popular site sections, the average user
>> visit length of time on each sub site, etc, etc.
>>
>> It'll be especially handy with sites like my sprite generator to get a
>> good idea of the parts that are most in demand which I can then use to
>> "target update" in order to maximize traffic.
>>
>> All in all, it's gonna be a VERY cool thing, and ever so much better
>> than the current form:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Crappy_Original_Graph.png
>>
>> ...lame!
>>
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>*grin*
>
>I'm sorry Oni', before searching for matthew moulton on the internet I
>never realised the number of people you
>so-very-nearly-annoyed-but-didn't-quite-make-them-mad-really.
Those types are in the minority really, most people online want to
kill me...well, the one's who take it all seriously anyway. I average
at least one or two death threats a week.
>Congratulations you're almost an internet fad - too bad that puts you
>not quite as famous as starwars kid.
Interestingly enough one of the reasons I act like an asshole is to
try and curb my popularity and to avoid celebritism. It's becoming
harder and harder though, primarily because of the sites I create.
Like in the RPG making community, I don't think I could piss those
guys off if I tried, at least not verbally. Now if I took away the
sprite generator site I made of them...yeah, that'd piss 'em off.
Having sites like that though means unavoidable celebritism in
whatever sub-genre they cater too.
>I hope we have the best of arguments in the future ;]
Whether or not you enjoy the arguments depends largely on how
seriously you take online communication. I'm quite the fan of word
art and verbal conflagration, so I'm never shy from invective
sparring.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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