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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/07/07 09:05
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:12:39 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>> Those types are in the minority really, most people online want to
>> kill me...well, the one's who take it all seriously anyway. I average
>> at least one or two death threats a week.
>Congratulations. I'm sure that's more than you get from people who care.
Oh I'm sorry, you must be under the delusion that the Internet is
anything like the real world. See in the real world, child, I'm a
very respected, loved, dependable and admirable person to a great many
people. Most girls describe me as "sweet" and "lovable" and most guys
describe me as "cool" and "hard working". I'm the sort of guy who
walks into a room and everyone turns to look, smile and greet me with
excitement and interest. People know me by name and are never
hesitant to stop and say hello as I'm out and about town.
Why do they like me so much? Because I'm nice for one, not simply in
words but also in action. I'm always doing people favors, helping
them out when they need it and generally doing good deeds. Like today
for example I bought these nifty new tape dispensers for all the
departments at work. And last week I went and bought a bunch of new
silverware, plates, bowls and cups for the break room. Whether it's
buying things like magazines for the break room, lending someone a
dollar for the pop machine, fixing their computer or something as
simple as holding the door open for them...people like me...in the
real world.
I would imagine though that you probably have a lot of time telling
the difference between what's real and what's the Internet. *nods*
>>> Congratulations you're almost an internet fad - too bad that puts you
>>> not quite as famous as starwars kid.
>> Interestingly enough one of the reasons I act like an asshole is to
>> try and curb my popularity and to avoid celebritism. It's becoming
>> harder and harder though, primarily because of the sites I create.
>> Like in the RPG making community, I don't think I could piss those
>> guys off if I tried, at least not verbally. Now if I took away the
>> sprite generator site I made of them...yeah, that'd piss 'em off.
>> Having sites like that though means unavoidable celebritism in
>> whatever sub-genre they cater too.
>Aww, going soft on us? You don't act like an asshole - mo<COCK SLAP>
Watch your mouth, you stupid kid, you don't have any fuckin cl00 as to
the extent of what I've done to people online:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
Haven't use my Malkavian character in a few years though...pray to
whatever God you believe in that I don't ever start again. My
Malkavian character makes my Onideus character look like a cute kitten
by comparison.
>No, I'm sure the RPG community could manage without your sprite
>generator.
Considering it's the only one for RPG Maker XP...no, they really
couldn't actually.
> Let me point out a few things to you here.
Let me rip them all apart for you and point out your shortsighted,
presumptuous idiocy.
>1) It's made in flash.
Oh you sad little fool.
>Flash is not good as a primary design element.
Actually Flash is the perfect user front end. It's the most cross
compatible solution that currently exists and the number of features
it supports over other forms is impressive to say the least. It
updates extremely easily and most everyone already has it installed
since it's needed for all the video type sites (like YouTube) as well
as most gaming sites and the like (like Neopets, Zwinky, etc, etc).
If the sprite generator was being catered to blind people or the Amish
of the Internet (Lynx users and the like), then yeah, it may not be
such a great choice, but for the market it's aimed at it's the ideal
solution...see, you don't comprehend that though, I mean even after I
explain it, you still don't get it, do you? *nods*
>More so when the flash doesn't even load unless I turn on JunkieScript.
The Sprite Generator wasn't made for your type. Now go plow yourself
a cornfield you stupid hat wearing, Amish pig fucker.
>I, much the same as anyone who has the sense to leave JS off,
There's like 3 other people besides you, and no, I didn't make the
Sprite Generator for those three retards either.
>doesn't find a blank, black page interesting.
Of course you find it interesting, you're a stupid fuckin Amish! I
mean you don't shut off javascript and Flash unless you're TRYING to
limit you user experience. So either you're a fuckin idiot or you
LIKE boring, nondescript, plain text garbage.
>You could make the same thing
>using proper (X)HTML better, faster and more extensible.
LOL, you stupid retard, you have no idea what you're even talking
about (hell your stupid ass probably hasn't even seen it). The ONLY
other thing that it could have possibly been made with was
Java...that's it, Java, that's the only other web language available
that has color transform matrices (amongst a slew of other stuff
that's needed). You could ~possibly~ half-ass it in PHP and
javascript, but it'd be WAY inefficient and the home brew color
transform matrices wouldn't be nearly as good.
There is absolutely *NO* way you could do it with just straight XHTML,
don't be a fuckin retard. Well unless maybe your idea of a sprite
generator is one where the parts have static color options and the
user has to use print screen to save their finished sprite models.
Not to mention no animated preview, or in the next version it's going
to have a graphic editing program built directly into it so users can
REALLY customize and even create their own parts directly from
scratch.
The only thing HTML is good for is displaying simple pictures and
text...and it's not even very good at that. Flash supports 32 bit
alpha transparent JPEGs fer fuck sake! Not that you have any fuckin
clue as to what those are, why you would want to use them and most
importantly HOW you would use them. See that really is the basis of
everything you're babbling...ignorance.
>2) It is excruciatingly slow to load. Are you running your servers on
>286s? It took 17 seconds to get one single image.
Of course it's slow you retard, do you have any fuckin idea as to what
it's even doing? There's a couple methods I plan to employ in the
next version that maybe be able to speed it up a bit, using
ByteArray.compress() but ultimately the speed issue is affected most
by the number of users who are using it, and, well, that's quite a
damn lot:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Well_That_Aint_Good.png
You have understand, Shortsighted, I ain't runnin some tweenage muppet
fuck Pokemon fan site with 12 hits a month, collectively my sites get
upwards of around a HALF MILLION unique hits every month.
>3) You are using HTML 3.01.
Actually, no, I'm really not you ignorant moron. It's actually XHTML
code that's using the HTML 3.2 DTD tag. A deficient retard like
yourself obviously has no fuckin cl00 as to WHY one would do that.
But then your type isn't much for actually doing your own tests and
benchmarking. Pretty much you just slurp up someone else's bullshit
and then call it good. Free cl00, that method, it's the MOST CROSS
COMPATIBLE WAY of achieving that "portal" look (vertical and
horizontal centering)...well, most cross compatible next to Flash.
You can achieve the same effect with Flash and you don't even need
HTML code:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Forum_Template/index.swf
>4) You send the whole lot of sprites to the server only for it to just
>save the bitmaps as a PNG. All that can be done in PHP
Your ignorance is showing once again. Free cl00, you retard, you can
alter the individual hue/sat/lightness of object parts and PHP doesn't
have any sort of prebuilt color matrices. You could half-ass your own
I suppose, but they wouldn't even be as remotely as good as the ones
prebuilt into Flash (not to mention they would be slow as fuck in PHP
and would eat up a shit load of server resources).
>5) The saving animation actually does nothing at all - it's simply a
>sprite. A very pointless, time wasting sprite.
Again, Dumbfuck, yer ignorance is showing. The sprite sheet that's
generated is for use in the program RPG Maker XP. You import the
sprite sheets you create and then use them in your custom made game.
They're not for like fuckin avatars or some other kind of tweenage
blogger board hoo-ha.
>>> I hope we have the best of arguments in the future ;]
>> Whether or not you enjoy the arguments depends largely on how
>> seriously you take online communication. I'm quite the fan of word
>> art and verbal conflagration, so I'm never shy from invective
>> sparring.
>Ooh, I wouldn't go so far as to call your insults invective - they're
>not all that bad really. It seems you think a lot more of your insults
>than the people you try to victimise do.
....right, which of course explains all the Hatter Addicts and the
whole recent fun with that Steve retard going on about how he was
going to kill me for calling that one d00d a pedo.
>I read them more as entertainment.
You're in the minority. They ARE supposed to be read as
entertainment, that's the way they're INTENDED, but there's just too
damn many retards trying to get themselves up on a cross these days,
tryin to play victim 'n shit.
>I now look forward to checking thunderbird for the new
>quips you seem to invent. And tell me, how do you have a verbal fire?
You're not so good with the metaphors, are you?
>It seems you have the wrong idea as to what a conflagration is. It is not a
>verb - it is a noun.
No, really? Thanks for the tip Captain Fuckin Obvious, you've saved
the day once again!
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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