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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/08/07 17:25
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:49:03 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
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>Brendan Gillatt wrote:
>> Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the
>> _worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing
>> is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit.
Actually, you retard, the point of the design is to cater to the
lowest mainstream resolution while still allowing for a centered
position on higher resolutions. So you're not really reducing the
amount of space you have. An alternative design would include two
base resolutions, say 800x600 and 1024x768+. Another reason why it's
a good design is that the extra space can be used for ad banners and
other site tools...not that you would have any fuckin clue about that,
your sites aren't making you any money. LOL
>> It's not as if a 15" monitor is big enough as it is!
>>
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>Alrighty, have a look at
>http://brendangillatt.co.uk/code/portal/
>Window size small enough for you? I could change two lines of CSS and
>make it even smaller if you like.
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>How big is that entire page? 716 Bytes. How big would the same thing be
>in Javascript / Flash? Probably 100 KBytes upwards.
*snicker*
You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
Not to mention:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
SLAPPED for it.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
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gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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