Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/08/07 17:25

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:49:03 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

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>Brendan Gillatt wrote:
>> Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the
>> _worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing
>> is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit.

Actually, you retard, the point of the design is to cater to the
lowest mainstream resolution while still allowing for a centered
position on higher resolutions. So you're not really reducing the
amount of space you have. An alternative design would include two
base resolutions, say 800x600 and 1024x768+. Another reason why it's
a good design is that the extra space can be used for ad banners and
other site tools...not that you would have any fuckin clue about that,
your sites aren't making you any money. LOL

>> It's not as if a 15" monitor is big enough as it is!
>>
>
>Alrighty, have a look at
>http://brendangillatt.co.uk/code/portal/
>Window size small enough for you? I could change two lines of CSS and
>make it even smaller if you like.
>
>How big is that entire page? 716 Bytes. How big would the same thing be
>in Javascript / Flash? Probably 100 KBytes upwards.

*snicker*

You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!

Not to mention:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf

LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
size from yer idiot bloat code! 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you
thinkin, Sunshine? All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe,
college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at
the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH
SLAPPED for it.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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