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 Posted by Brendan Gillatt on 10/08/07 18:35 
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote: 
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:49:03 +0100, Brendan Gillatt 
> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote: 
>  
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>> Brendan Gillatt wrote: 
>>> Okay, I'll post some tomorrow. By the way, a portal is probably the 
>>> _worst_ design in the history of all time. Essentially all you're doing 
>>> is reducing the amount of space available to the user with no benefit. 
>  
> Actually, you retard, the point of the design is to cater to the 
> lowest mainstream resolution while still allowing for a centered 
> position on higher resolutions.  So you're not really reducing the 
> amount of space you have.  An alternative design would include two 
> base resolutions, say 800x600 and 1024x768+.  Another reason why it's 
> a good design is that the extra space can be used for ad banners and 
> other site tools...not that you would have any fuckin clue about that, 
> your sites aren't making you any money.  LOL 
>  
>>> It's not as if a 15" monitor is big enough as it is! 
>>> 
>> Alrighty, have a look at 
>> http://brendangillatt.co.uk/code/portal/ 
>> Window size small enough for you? I could change two lines of CSS and 
>> make it even smaller if you like. 
>> 
>> How big is that entire page? 716 Bytes. How big would the same thing be 
>> in Javascript / Flash? Probably 100 KBytes upwards. 
>  
> *snicker* 
>  
> You retard!  That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac! 
 
And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which 
cannot use flash? 
 
> Not to mention: 
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf 
>  
> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code 
> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in 
> size from yer idiot bloat code! 
 
So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to 
single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close 
 
> 100 Kilobytes, what the fuck are you 
> thinkin, Sunshine?  All you stupid ass gawd damn poser, wannabe, 
> college flunkie, halfass retards are all alike...runnin the fuck at 
> the mouth about shit you don't know about and then getting BITCH 
> SLAPPED for it. 
 
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Brendan Gillatt 
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk 
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk 
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