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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/08/07 19:53
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>> *snicker*
>>
>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>cannot use flash?
Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
a nice median hit rate.
>> Not to mention:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
>>
>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
any significant impact at all on the overall size.
Further, your stupid ass actually LIED about the size of your
rendition. A quick copy and paste of yer source code shows the
overall size of your rendition to be 1.47 Kilobytes. If I had tried
to cheat like you and went ONLY with the part that's achieving the
portal design, then my rendition would only be 94 bytes, nearly EIGHT
HUNDRED PERCENT smaller than "your" bloat code.
You lose, Fuckface.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
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