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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/09/07 11:39
On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
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>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
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>THE SETUP...
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>>I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
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>THE DELIMA...
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>> yer not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>> a nice median hit rate.
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>QUE THE LAUGHTER...
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>500,000 (hits/month) /
> 30 (days/month) =
> 16,667 (hits/day)
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> 86,400 (sec/day) /
> 16,667 (hits/day) =
> 5.814 (hits/sec)
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> 4 (hr/peak) *
> 3,
> 86,400 (sec/day) /
> 4 *
>5.184 hits per second
>5.184 * 86,400 (sec/day) = 447897.6
>124.42 hits available per day
>10 second max usage window
You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
Keep making ASSumptions and retarded, nonsensical, non-real world
equations to try and justify your idiocy...it's amusing if nothing
else.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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