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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/09/07 12:15
On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:59:40 -0000, "webmastercorner.blogspot.com"
<ebied4ever@gmail.com> wrote:
>I'm Mohammed Ebied an Egyptian junior webmaster
A "junior webmaster"...what...the...fuck...is...that? o_O
>with good experience in online marketing.
....such as?
>I'm looking for a job in any of the following
>positions junior web designer, junior web developer
Maybe you should just change your name to "Junior", eh kid? Why don't
you stay in school and maybe you can graduate out of the "junior"
training panties you keep wetting yourself in. Just a thought.
>or online marketer.
*snicker*
I take it English isn't your primary language, eh Junior?
>I've good experience in HTML/XHTML, CSS, JavaScript,
>Photoshop, SQL, & MySQL and basic knowledge of PHP, ASP.net, XML,
>Flash, Joomla, OsCommerce & WordPress.
....such as?
I mean, don't you have any examples of websites you've done? Even if
you're a college flunkie you should at the very least have a
portfolio. I mean do you honestly believe that ANYBODY would hire you
based on nothing more than what you idly claim in some newsgroup? I
mean you might just as well be claiming that you're an astronaut and
you've flow to the moon six or seven times.
>I also have experience in learning and excelling at new technologies
>as needed.
....and pulling complete bullshit out of yer ass too, apparently.
>My email is ebied4ever@gmail.com. I can be reached anytime via my cell
>phone, +20109598811 or via my msn ebied4ever@hotmail.com.
Mmmm, nothin spells "professional" like a hotmail account! And
posting through Google froups no less (the WebTV interface of Usenet).
Oh yeah, you're sure a real winner, Junior! And posting to
alt.design.graphics where there are just DOZENS (read none) of people
looking for web developers, woah, you sure know a LOT about
"marketering" yourself, huh Junior? *nods*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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