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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/09/07 19:10
On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:13:46 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:53:39 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>
>>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>> And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>>>> cannot use flash?
>>> Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
>>> Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
>>> but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
>>> you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>>
>>> Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
>>> is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
>>> not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>>> a nice median hit rate.
>>>
>>>>> Not to mention:
>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>>>> So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>>>> single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
>>> This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
>>> you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
>>> by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
>>> any significant impact at all on the overall size.
>>
>> Just to prove how stupid you are, I went ahead and removed all the
>> white space from "your" code. I also removed just about every
>> possible bit of extraneous code and this is the best that can be
>> achieved:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/protal.html
>>
>> 654 Bytes, still about twice the size of mine
>
>With probably at least 200 times more operating systems/browsers that
>can view the text in a readable way.
Sorry Dribbles, but there aren't that many Lynx users on the planet.
Try like .000000015723 times more OS/browser combos.
Essentially what your stupid ass is trying to argue is that Pepsi
should fill their cans with tap water instead of cola so they can
produce more for more people.
BTW, yer ass seems to be a lil red there, what's the matter, all sore
about getting yer ass blistered over all those Flash file size
ASSumptions you made? Hopefully you'll learn something from your
spanking...although yer kind of an angsty little prepub muppet fuck
from the Barney generation, so maybe not. Hell yer generation is so
fuckin stupid they actually had to invent TWO larger "baby" diaper
sizes just because the lot of you crack babies couldn't manage to
potty train by the age of six.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
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