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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/10/07 20:28
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:54:11 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>> Sorry Dribbles, but there aren't that many Lynx users on the planet.
>> Try like .000000015723 times more OS/browser combos.
>So using your math you say that there are roughly 1 billion times as many
>browsers that support flash than those that don't? I didn't even know
>there were that many browsers out there.
Well since 2004 there have been around 300 million Firefox browser
downloads alone, so yeah, overall there's probably around a billion
web browsers that have been installed at one point or another.
You're kinda stupid, so you obviously didn't think I was talking about
individual copies of the browsers. Perhaps next time you won't make
such a dribbling mistake.
>> Essentially what your stupid ass is trying to argue is that Pepsi
>> should fill their cans with tap water instead of cola so they can
>> produce more for more people.
>Sorry, what? Why would pepsi want to fill their cans with tap water?
>Sounds a bit pointless to me considering they make a cola flavoured
>drink. Might confuse the consumers a bit ;]
Sorry, what? Why would someone want to fill their website with
nothing but plain black text on a white background? Sounds a bit
pointless to me considering they make so many advanced, graphic rich
design tools and languages like Flash. `, )
>> BTW, yer ass seems to be a lil red there, what's the matter, all sore
>> about getting yer ass blistered over all those Flash file size
>> ASSumptions you made?
>No not at all. Still blistered that I de-compiled your code to your utter
>dis-belief?
If you actually decompiled it you would have been able to describe how
it actually worked, instead you fumbled out some nonsense and then you
claimed you could magically sandwich together multiple images into one
single savable image using nothing but HTML and CSS...a feat that
we're all still eagerly awaiting to see you pull off, Dipshit.
>> Hopefully you'll learn something from your
>> spanking...although yer kind of an angsty little prepub muppet fuck
>> from the Barney generation, so maybe not.
>I don't understand you calling me angry. You seem to use a fair few more
>vulgar words than I.
My words are meant to describe you in the most accurate way possible,
not to convey or show any directed emotion. If you see my posts as
"angry", really that's just a reflection of the way you feel about
yourself when I point out all your personal failings.
>> Hell yer generation is so
>> fuckin stupid they actually had to invent TWO larger "baby" diaper
>> sizes just because the lot of you crack babies couldn't manage to
>> potty train by the age of six.
>I'm sure those were for fatties like yourself.
This from the dipshit who didn't potty train until age six.
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