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Posted by Erwin Moller on 11/23/07 07:50
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:51:18 +0100, Erwin Moller
> <Since_humans_read_this_I_am_spammed_too_much@spamyourself.com> wrote:
>
>>>> Why does Larry Ullman in his book "PHP for the world wide web"
>>>> have Print ("something");
>>>> in his book if it is Bulltwit?
>
>>> I have no idea who the fuck Larry Ullman is, nor do I particularly
>>> give a fuck either. 10 to 1 though says you've got some kind of
>>> reading comprehension problem and 'ol Larry was just using an example
>>> of common programming syntax in other languages. And no offense or
>>> anything but spending money on a book for PHP is just...fuckin stupid
>>> at best considering this site:
>>> http://us3.php.net
>
>> Keep it civilized Mad Hatter.
>
> This is Usenet, Kiddo, not some teddy bear fucking picnic surprise of
> a ban happy Webbie board. If you don't like it you can retard on back
> to Webbie land with all the ban happy wannabe tin God mod pricks who
> wanna hold yer hand, wipe your ass for you and make dat mean 'ol
> Internet bad man go all away when he upsets you to the point of
> staining yer frilly little pink training panties in every other post.
Hi Hatter,
Despite the good advise Micha gave me (killfile you), I didn't give up
on you (yet).
Summarizing your 'reply':
So this is Usenet/Internet, and not some teddybear-blabla-party.
So it is better if I stop trying to civilized/helpfull, and scream/rant
around a little more, and try to be maximal insulting?
Right.
Thanks for sharing that with me.
If that text was some silly form of humor, allright, fine with me.
(But I would advise you to watch a few episodes of Blackadder, you
skills are in serious need of some polishing, insultingwise. Insulting
is an art, not just a random string of unfriendly words.)
>
>> No need to bully a newbie around.
>
> LOL, as if that post even remotely resembled bullying. See this:
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
> ...that's "bullying" (at least as far as my standard goes).
Who cares where that link goes?
I don't.
Most probably it leads to a nice summary of your ideal of Usenet.
>
>>> ...you really shouldn't need anything more than that to learn how to
>>> program in PHP, and if you do, well, you best not consider it for a
>>> career.
>
>> What do you know?
>
> I know enough to tell the difference between a college flunkie and a
> programming artist.
YOU know that difference?
A guy that comes in regularry in comp.lang.php with the most obvious
basic questions?
A guy that JUST showed us NOT to be aware of a language construct named
print in PHP, one of the most basic things that exist in PHP?
Let alone the difference between print and echo?
And YOU are the guy that will tell us the difference between a
programming artist and a flunkie.
Grow up a little and try to get this into your head:
What seems obvious for you today, was complex for you a year ago.
What you think is complex today, was complex for some of us 20 years
ago, and obvious today.
This is not a very hard lesson. Give it some thought please.
Did you give it some thought?
Why do you read on while I just asked you to give it some thought?
Oh I know, because you don't give a damn about anything I tell you.
But as I said: I didn't give up on you and have this remote hope you
will improve your silly behaviour, or at least stop buggering us.
And another thing that probably REALLY triggers your trolling:
The harder you piss on other people, the more obvious it is TO ALL OF US
you are a silly insecure kid badly in need of attention.
Positive or negative attention, as long as anybody gives you any, you
are happier than without.
Doesn't it feel really good I take the time to write all this to you?
Wow, I gave 5 minutes of my precious time to you.
Really, nobody thinks you are cool, smart, whatever.
You really make a fool of yourself, and are completely transparant to
anybody with any life experience.
Transparant you are, believe that.
Not cool. Not smart. Just a poor silly kid.
This is not ment insulting, just as a sincere observation.
....... <-- Feel free to rant here, telling me what a idiotic shit-eating
noobcase I am. That is how you always react.
>
>> Maybe this Zach has 10 times more talent than you have?
>> How can you tell?
>
> I can tell by the fact that he can't even get the most BASIC of basic
> things to work in PHP...despite near limitless resources on the
> web...despite his buying some PHP for dummies book that likely
> explains every little minute step involved in setting everything up.
Yes, despite limitless resources on the web, even YOU, the Mad Hatter
also wasn't aware of a language construct called print.
>
> Here's a fun idea...go email every single high level programmer you
> know...and ask them if they ever had trouble getting "print" to work.
> I mean, let's be brutally honest here...it's like showing up in a
> programming froup and asking, "How do I program "Hello World".
Ever tried that in Java?
If you never seen the language, that would keep you busy for some time.
Not every language has echo.
>
>> You are overconfident and rude to Zach.
>
> I'm rude to everyone (not to mention an uber arrogant bastard)...so I
> don't see what the problem is.
That is the problem.
The fact you think a wiseass remark, like the one above, impresses
anybody with an IQ over 60.
It's not as if this is some new
> posting style. And if you don't like...hey, put yerself on some
> blinders (filters) and shut yourself the fuck up. I for one will be
> happy to rid as much fumbling stupidity from my glorious thread
> offshoots as possible.
sigh....
Believe me, I REALLY SINCERELY appreciate a good insult. I really do.
You just don't have any talent at all.
Go work on it, come back to insult me anytime later if you want to test
your abilities.
>
>> Give the guy some room...
>
> Nah, best to tear 'em down early, rip out the weak so only the strong
> will survive. Breeding competition and rivalry to further the art.
I would advocate that to loudly in your case...
>
>>> Also, stop top posting, it makes you look like a retard when you can't
>>> even comprehend something as simplistic as thread continuity.
>
>> That is true for this group, but not for all.
>
> Yes, FOR ALL Usenet groups you DO NOT FUCKING TOP POST...EVER!
>
> If you can't comprehend why that is, you're a dumbfuck of epic
> proportions. Hell if you top post, you must be so fuckin stupid you
> read books backwards, starting with the last page and working your way
> down to page one. Honestly, thread continuity is not something that's
> very difficult to gasp and the only REAL excuse for doing it is if you
> haven't enough sense to evolve past the deficiency of Outhouse Express
> (which treats Usenet posts like e-mails).
You don't have to explain that to me Hatter.
I don't like topposting for the same obvious reasons.
In some groups however, topposting to totally acceptable. If you didn't
know that, shouting will not fix it.
>
>> The fact that Zach didn't know that is completely forgivable.
>
> Hey I asked nice the first time...which is pretty generous considering
> my character.
>
>> A simple correction might be in place, instead of calling him a retard.
>
> Where's the fun in that?
>
>> Having a bad day Hatter?
>
> Taking the Internet seriously? Perhaps if you lightened up and
> learned to take it all in stride you could appreciate the verbal
> conflagration of my word art...rather than using it as an excuse to
> try and play victim (or encouraging someone else to use it in that
> fashion).
Take the Internet seriously? Depends on where I am and who I write it to.
Play victim? Zach or me?
Whatever. I don't understand from what dark caves that crept out of your
head, but I would advise you to talk about it with somebody specialized
in the psyche. (Not me)
Your 'word art'?
Again: Go buy/download some Blackadder, and learn the art of insulting.
You are a total beginner in need of a correction. Here it is: You are
NOT insulting, you are only rude. Rudeness is the insult of the less
talented.
>
>> Erwin Moller
>>
>> PS:
>> Zach, don't pay too much attention to assholish reactions like this.
>
> What, what?! Are you suggesting he don't take the Internet
> seriously?! ZOMG WTF TEH WHUL WURLD WILL END!11!!!
If I dropped in here for the first time and I met somebody like you, I
would be very happy if somebody else told me you were the local troll.
>
>> In general comp.lang.php is a better place to post than the this one
>> (alt.comp.lang.php). More people read it, so better responses.
>
> A greater number of posters does not necessarily equate to better
> responses. You obviously confuse quantity with quality.
Wow, you are really a deeeeeep guy. :P
Lighten up Hatter.
Erwin Moller
>
>> Good luck with PHP!
>
> Yeah he's gonna need it.
>
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>
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