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Posted by dorayme on 12/02/07 20:30
In article <1vdqa3eisb1jp.1dyz3z46wsteq$.dlg@40tude.net>,
Els <els.aNOSPAM@tiscali.nl> wrote:
> dorayme wrote:
>
> > There are lots of very small lizardy thngs in my garden, called
> > Skinks, but rarely see them in the house. They sure like ants.
> > They are not very big (pencil thick and half as long and I would
> > not think they would be a match for cockroaches. Have you ever
> > seen how huge some of those big black cockroaches are*?
>
> No idea about the Australian ones, I mean, you call your grasshoppers
> kangaroos,
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets
an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big
wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that
are at least twice as large."
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows
off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have
longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees
a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field in the distance.
Amazed, he asks, "What the hell are those?!"
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
grasshoppers in Texas?"
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dorayme
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