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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/19/07 20:10
On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:03:52 +0200, Sir Robin
<robsku@NO-SPAM-REMOVE-THIS.fiveam.org> wrote:
>Indeed - personally I havent found a single - not a single - reason to
>use (and requite support of it from the users web-client) javascript
>on a webpage that is worth of loss of the users there will be.
>
>Can someone give me one? Just one?
You're a moron...but please, stay that way...less competition for
those like myself. ^_^
>Hell, even today _most_ of the webpages of big corporations who you
>would not think to give a shit about lynx, links or older versions of
>dillo for example ARE viewable and usable with these browsers if you,
>for some reason, have nothing else available for browsing their pages.
Actually you moron, those sites that do degrade to a fall back version
(like my primary site) are meant for Blackberries and other hand held
systems...Lynx doesn't ever even enter the equation.
>So what would be good enough reason to shut the door from users who
>have a browser with no suppoer for javascript or javascript disabled?
>Anyone?
....the fact that such a browser doesn't exist. I mean you can try and
claim Lynx...but uh...Lynx isn't really a web browser by today's
standards...it's just not. Trying to surf the Internet with Lynx
would be like trying to surf the Internet with a Commodore 64. And
Lynx certainly is NOT the browser of choice for blind people, who
often use Internet Explorer along with the Windows screen reader (good
'ol Sam).
Simply put...there's no reason at ALL why you should have javascript
disabled...and pretty much almost no one does (aside from a few fruit
loops who think it's like some evul government plot to infect their
dumbass with SARS or whatever). And if you're looking at your web
stats and seeing numbers like 5 to 10% having it
disabled...yeah...check the agent string you dumbfuck, THOSE ARE BOTS!
Dum, dum, dum, dum...
>>Granted, there are times that javascript is just what needs to be. A
>>client wants a horizontal drop down menu - it can be done in FF with
>>just css but not IE, so a small js program is needed.
>In which case (btw, I never do drop down menus on webpages)
Of course you don't, you seem very much to be an "Amish of the
Internet". I'm entirely certain the whole idea of a drop down menu
just scares the living shit out of you, huh?
>I would
>use a simple php script to provide a page with javascript for those
>whose browser tells them to be IE and the normal version for
>others....
....you have no idea how fucking stupid that makes you sound, do you?
>Oh well, when it comes to reality, I would not do this at all... I
>would create a page that will look good on graphical and text-based
>clients - from the most packed-up ones to those that support only what
>is absolutely necessary to show a html-page (ie. lynx).
Lynx is a DEAD browser that reached its peak more than a DECADE ago.
It's not relevant AT ALL at this point (besides being used as a
failing crutch for morons like you to try and support your Amish
inspired stupidity).
>>I prefer striving for accessibility and standards. I also learn more
>>that way for next time. JMHO
>Excellent. Props to you! :)
Yeah, RECOMMENDED "standards" that NO ONE actually adheres to. DUM,
DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM...think slow now, don't hurt yourself.
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