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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/08/08 08:59
On Mon, 7 Jan 2008 16:07:36 -0500, "Ernest Drost" <cobby@camley.com>
wrote:
>To whom it may concern.
>
>I'm looking for someone with some experience to develop websites with me.
>Ive been Developing Websites Professionally since 1994. I am currently on
>disability and i do this to su<snip>
Blah, blah, blah...so where in all that babble are all the sites that
you've supposedly done? I mean if THIS is all you have to show for
supposedly 14 YEARS of experience:
http://camley.info/incubator.html
....holy fuck d00d. I mean you can ass rape a cookie cutter bitch
template eight ways to last week, but you ain't got shit for skill.
Hell check this bitch out:
http://resellerforum.info/
FOURTEEN fuckin years and you haven't even figured out how to
anti-alias yer text?! Tha fuck man, who do you think yer kidding?
Or this template you're using on practically every site you've got:
http://electionvid.info/
*shakes head*
You're using TABLES for content layout! What the fuck decade are you
in?! Holy shit d00d, I mean, seriously, don't go around calling
yourself a web designer...cause yer not. Yer just some poser class
bitch molesting prefab cookie cutter crap and screwing out shit that
barely breaths outside of HTML 2.0 for fuck sake.
Feel free to get all upset and pissy about it, if you like you can TRY
and critique one of my sites...I wouldn't advise it though, not with
your very limited range of knowledge, I'll just wind up ripping you
apart in ways you don't even know exist. Let me put it this
way...everything you think you know...is wrong. ^_^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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