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Posted by Dr. No on 01/09/08 04:45
Hey morons,
Try installing a Web server on the damn box and configuring it properly. The
syntax in the book is correct, but your browser will not make it run magically.
Both of you are dim bulbs.
- Dr. No
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:31:11 +0100, Zach <xx@xx.xx> wrote:
>
>> Why does Larry Ullman in his book "PHP for the world wide web"
>> have Print ("something");
>> in his book if it is Bulltwit?
>
> I have no idea who the fuck Larry Ullman is, nor do I particularly
> give a fuck either. 10 to 1 though says you've got some kind of
> reading comprehension problem and 'ol Larry was just using an example
> of common programming syntax in other languages. And no offense or
> anything but spending money on a book for PHP is just...fuckin stupid
> at best considering this site:
> http://us3.php.net
>
> ...you really shouldn't need anything more than that to learn how to
> program in PHP, and if you do, well, you best not consider it for a
> career.
>
> Also, stop top posting, it makes you look like a retard when you can't
> even comprehend something as simplistic as thread continuity.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
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>
>
> Hatter Quotes
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> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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