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Posted by Neredbojias on 07/05/92 12:00
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:56:53
GMT Adrienne Boswell scribed:
>>> Nope, I just use regular mushrooms and parmigiano-reggiano. I don't
>>> like the other kinds, and 'shrooms never did anything to me except
> give
>>> me a bad taste in my mouth.
>>
>> Well, to be honest, I've never even seen a hallucenigenic mushroom -
>> wouldn't know one from a rocky mountain oyster with hemorrhoids
> standing
>> on its head. But I like the regular kind, particularly with sausage
> on
>> pizza.
>
> They look like regular mushrooms, only they have a green tinge to them,
> and they taste NASTY. A long time ago, before there was a Galaxy far,
> far away, I was living in Laurel Canyon, and there was a nice older
> American Indian gentleman who had a large grocery bag filled with the
> things. Curious, I tried one - yuk! - and nothing for my trouble.
> Turned out he was the grandfather of a very famous (at the time), kung
> fu actor. who had recently destroyed his house in Laurel Canyon - I saw
> the toilet that had been knocked off it's foundation in a rage.
Honestly, in your place, I don't think I would have tried it. I tend to
be pretty conservative when it comes to things like that, and besides,
many Indians still hold a grudge for being shooed off their ancestoral
lands by the White Eyes. Furthermore, I wouldn't want to do anything
silly that would compromise my respect for toilets. Ya never know when
you'll need one...
>>> For me it's the wine - one glass for the
>>> pot, and two glasses for me! Trader Joes' Two-Buck Chuck, of course.
>>
>> If you're really a good cook, you could perhaps start a TV show called
>> "The Tipsy Gourmette". Makes more sense than "The Galloping Gourmet",
>> don't it?
>>
>
> I AM a really good cook, but I don't think I would want my own show.
> That would involve a lot of standing up, under lights, for many hours a
> day. I prefer making an incredible meal, serving it to friends, and
> hearing them say "Wow! That's the best [dish name] I've ever had!".
> Then I clean up, and have another glass of Chuck, and bask in my
> accolades.
But think of the glamour, the fame, the money, the hunks with a healthy
appetite! Still, I suppose there is _something_ to say for domestic
tranquility. What it is, though, who knows. Btw, I've heard of
Chardonnay, Zinfendel, Burgundy, Port, Ripple and all kinds of wines, but
what the heck is "Chuck"? I have to aver that it doesn't sound exactly
like the epitome of class in upper-echelon wine circles or even
rhombuses. I hope you're not one of them middle-aged housewives who
boozes it up to drown the sorrows of youthful dreams lost or merely
because being smashed seems like a lot of fun whether you're smashed or
sober. There is simply no future in alcohol (-unless you're an
automobile, of course.)
--
Neredbojias
Riches are their own reward.
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