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Re: 10 Reasons Why PHP is Better than ASP

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/23/08 06:02

On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:27:29 -0800 (PST), Ali Bobo
<1001webs@gmail.com> wrote:

>> Yer just another dumbfuck (ie blind Microsoft hater), no different
>> from the dumbfuck Mac humping flunkies or the dumbfuck Linux lovin ass
>> stains...all y'all are a bunch of fuckin retards plain and simple.
>> You base your NONpinions on trivial stupidity often directly linked to
>> your short between the keyboard and chair, blaming your stupidity on
>> Microsoft and grasping at anecdotal lames you slurped off some
>> tweenage muppet fuck run Webbie board. 10 times out 10 when someone
>> claims their problem is caused by Microsoft...it's really caused by
>> their own stupidity, usually because Microsoft didn't hold their
>> bumbling hand enough through the setup/installation or the system
>> their running is using crap ass factory seconds garbageware they
>> bought off eBay.

>I beg to disagree again.

You can disagree all you like, Sparkles, it ain't gonna change
reality.

>Microsoft Windows, for example, doesn't deliver what you're paying
>for, which is quite a lot compared to Linux.
>You can get software as good as Microsoft's for free and if you run
>into trouble there will be other users out there to help you at no
>cost.

....unfortunately those users are often like me, often very
egotistical, having VERY little to no patience for newfags and people
who can't figure it out on their own. With Microsoft you get 24/7
tech support with a very friendly sounding, extremely patient tech
flunkie who will happily walk you through even the stupidest of
problems.

>And as for large corporations, communities, offices, etc. using Open
>Source software has a lot of advantages too, such as stability,
>compatibility and reducing huge costs.

Too bad you're still only a child, if you were an adult and actually
worked in the REAL WORLD, you would know that using open source
freeware is actually MORE costly than using software that costs
money...mostly in that open source software doesn't come with a free
24/7 tech support line to help you out of a jam every other five
minutes throughout the day. Also very few college level programs in
IT will bother with open source freeware, which means that the vast
majority of college flunkie graduates that make it into the IT field
won't have a gawd damn clue as to how to even get the open source
stuff to work...and yer lil pipe dream about an online community full
of helpful users who want to work for free...yeah, get fuckin real you
dumbass.

>We are in 2008 now Hatter, your arguments sound very 90sh.

On the contrary, it's your arguments that sound very 90ish, before
companies got slapped with the reality that once they installed PHP or
whatever on all their systems that they didn't have anybody to
actually fix problems with it and wound up having to pay through the
nose for every little hiccup. Everyone who isn't fuckin retarded
knows that most Linux oriented companies are in it for the jacked up
tech support fees. They go to dumbfuck companies that don't know any
better, peddling "free software solutions" and WOW, boy they sure
think they're getting a deal...that is until something goes wrong and
the company that set up the software for 'em suddenly starts goin,
"Well uh...ya see...that's gonna cost ya extra if you want help..."

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Onideus Mad Hatter
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best."

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with it."

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"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

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So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

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tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

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