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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 02/01/08 18:41
On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:32:10 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:
>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:d1ndp39beh5v7v4mrou386034g60st6g3f@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:02:05 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On the contrary, it's your arguments that sound very 90ish, before
>>>companies got slapped with the reality that once they installed PHP or
>>>whatever on all their systems that they didn't have anybody to
>>>actually fix problems with it and wound up having to pay through the
>>>nose for every little hiccup. Everyone who isn't fuckin retarded
>>>knows that most Linux oriented companies are in it for the jacked up
>>>tech support fees. They go to dumbfuck companies that don't know any
>>>better, peddling "free software solutions" and WOW, boy they sure
>>>think they're getting a deal...that is until something goes wrong and
>>>the company that set up the software for 'em suddenly starts goin,
>>>"Well uh...ya see...that's gonna cost ya extra if you want help..."
>>
>> I forgot about this lil gem:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Dell_Linux_Support.png
>>
>> Dell's new Linux installed machines sure are a great deal...well,
>> until you need help. LOL
>
>hmmm...the only free support you get from ms is 3 calls within the first
>year of installation/purchase. that's for an individual. you *always* pay
>for support from ms if you are a corporation. ever price msdn subscriptions?
>ever actually call for support from ms? exhorbidant is the only word that
>comes to mind. i suppose you haven't. nothing is free, my dear boy.
Oh Stevie, you're still so very much retarded, aren't you? With
Windows there is endless shitloads of support, from hand holding
software setup wizards and tutorials guiding you through each step,
dozens of different templates, thousands of handy tool tips, highly
automated/advanced troubleshooting and configuration allowing even the
biggest idiots to install practically anything and have it work the
first time right out of the box. Then of course there's the Microsoft
Knowledge Base...do be sure and let us all know when one of the Linux
distros manages to get something similar.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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