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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 08/15/05 07:09
On Sun, 14 Aug 2005 20:36:58 -0700, Fly Cooter
<fly_cooter_@example.com> wrote:
>In article <vk00g1lh4qook76mbomicv81sg8rqt8svq@4ax.com>,
>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>
>>
>>On Sun, 14 Aug 2005 19:31:17 -0700, Fly Cooter
>><fly_cooter_@example.com> wrote:
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>>>Some show-off prick with a cheesy name who thinks he's a badass on USENET but
>>>was probably afraid to raise his hand in grammar school.
>>
>>Afraid, eh? Junior, yer talkin to the guy who goes around posting his
>>home address and phone number along with a whole gawd damn slew of
>>pictures:
>>http://www.meow.org/flonk/Because-Im-Crazy
>
>Dammmmn! You are one gay looking freak.
This coming from the guy whose sporting the "I'm too gay for my
haircut!" look:
http://fly-cooter.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/flycooter.jpg
>>Tripod, eh? What's the matter, can't afford a real domain and server
>>on your weekly allowance, Kiddo? `, )
>Tripod is actually very stable.
What with all the popups and advertisements and bullshit, oh yeah,
Tripod...server of choice for retards everywhere!
And that incredible cookie cutter "SiteBuilder", wow, that's like
Microsoft Frontpage on training wheels! A lil hard to fall over when
your cookie cutter bullshit isn't capable of rendering anything
outside of HTML v2.0
>Downtime is virtually null.
....what's downtime? *shrugs* I guess it's something you have to
worry about on free servers.
>Unlike you who seems to brag about being a killer web designer in
>every post,
I wouldn't say I'm the best...but I'm certainly better than at least a
good 95% of web designers out there. So yeah, I brag, I act like an
arrogant bastard, I flaunt my superiority and skill every chance I
get...but I only do that to increase my skill level, Kiddo.
You see, by acting like a bastard I can avoid slurpage, I can get
every silly little fuckwitted nobody like you in a half dozen froup
radius crawling over my every site itching for any lil thing you can
nitpick and bitch about...and then I strive to actually improve on
those mostly meaningless nitpicks. By doing that, I essentially push
my sites farther and farther, the level of perfection increases at a
near exponential rate. The bottom line is...I'm just using stupidity
like yours to fuel my own creative process by pushing you into a
corner, poking at you with a stick and getting you to be overly
critical.
....it also has the added bonus of pushing my skillz in teh verbal
arts.
>I'm a beginner and I admit it.
....no, you really aren't actually. You're riding the automated tram
at Disney Land, Kiddo...that doesn't mean you're ready for yer
learners permit.
>I have nothing to be ashamed about.
....well your haircut for starters:
http://fly-cooter.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/flycooter.jpg
And what the hell is that metal appendage? What are you some kind of
wayward Trekie whose cosplaying as a gay Borg?
>Everyone was a beginner at one time or another, even you, and from the
>looks of your site it couldn't have been long ago.
Someone whose never even started like you doesn't make a very good
judge of what's beginner and what's advanced.
>>Unlike you I didn't need to use some outdated cookie cutter crap on
>>some hit and run freebie web server. Get the fuck outta here man, no
>>tweenage muppet fucks allowed. Maybe when you graduate from middle
>>school you can work yourself up to Microsoft Frontpage or something.
>>*snicker*
>Prick, I'm 26. I haven't been in school for 9 years.
....you're proud of that fact? *snicker* Currently, I'm attending The
School of Hatter...which just so happens to be the hardest school
that's ever existed...sometimes I take a break here and there and take
some university classes, collect a few pieces of paper with fancy
titles on em.
>>You're so fuckin special ed you can't even dream of contending against
>>what I consider to be my WORST site:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>Considering that I'm just starting out and you're a self proclaimed Bill Gates
>you're not doing that well.
Coincidentally, Cupcake...that was my "beginner" site. ^_^
>>So just think of how far you'll have to go if you ever wanna reach
>>this level:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
>You are one stuck up motherfucker.
Oh I'm more than that...I'm eight shades of ass blistering reality
coupled with a few sharp bitch slaps of hard, biting sarcasm. Slurp
it, suck it, you know you like it.
>>And I'll have surpassed even that by leaps and bounds in less than 6
>>months. Yer dumbass probably spends most of yer "computer time"
>>playing online first person shooters and hanging on lil web chatty
>>boards yammering on about how much you hate school or something.
>School stopped for me almost a decade ago, TestiClees.
How wonderful it must be for you...to be the product of a spoon fed,
piss poor, public education. Too bad they never taught you how to
learn on yer own, eh Stupid? Then maybe you could get off teh fuckin
tram and learn how to drive. `, )
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
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