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Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 08/15/05 07:31
Onideus Mad Hatter, <usenet@backwater-productions.net>, the lamenting,
diarrheal mankball, and funambulist, purred:
> On Mon, 15 Aug 2005 09:34:06 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter, <usenet@backwater-productions.net>, the
>> parsimonious, spiffed up bacterium, and turner of pages in books for
>> the gentry, bugged:
>>
>>> On Mon, 15 Aug 2005 09:07:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>> ...why would you specify what scripting languages you know? I
>>>>> mean, if you know one scripting language you should know all
>>>>> scripting languages, the only difference between them is syntax,
>>>>> medium and predefined functions.
>>>
>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>>
>>> He's laughing everybody! Really! That's what all those
>>> "HAHAHAHHA"s are for. He just wants us all to know what a REAL
>>> good time he's having. Which, boy, I gotta tell ya, it's a load
>>> off my mind. I mean I was startin to think teh poor boi was
>>> feeling all lonely and left out...you know what with how he keeps
>>> bandwagon humping other people's posts and all. Maybe he's just a
>>> Cap'n Saveaho.
>>>
>>>> And the /only/ difference between Cantonese and
>>>> English is syntax and grammar and predefined characters, right?
>>>
>>> ...not at all. At what point did your dumbass start confusing
>>> programming languages with written and verbal languages?
>>>
>>>>> Subtly has never exactly been one of my character traits...
>>>
>>>> Along with every other character trait in the book, except for
>>>> slower than molasses on a cold day.
>>>
>>> Well chit d00d, for someone whose *SO* slow and completely devoid of
>>> any character, you certainly do seem to be high on me today. This
>>> is what, your FIFTH bandwagon hump in the last hour? Methinks thou
>>> dost protest too much, my little Hatter addict.
>>>
>>>>>>> Yeesh, when does school start again?
>>>
>>>>>> Bored, are you?
>>>
>>>>> With teh pukes like you...a little bit.
>>>
>>>> Getting to you, is it?
>>>
>>> Well I've never been a big fan of stupidity like yours.
>>>
>>>>> Your juvenile stupidity can be amusing though
>>>
>>>> At least it's a shade better than unamusing, juvenile stupidity,
>>>> such as:
>>>>
>>>>> `, )
>>>>
>>>> And...
>>>>
>>>>> o_O
>>>>
>>>> And...
>>>>
>>>>> ^_^
>>>
>>> Well if you're bored you can always stop reading and replying to my
>>> every Usenet post...oh wait, no, I guess you can't, huh? ^_^
>>
>> It's time for you to play lame by numbers again, OneIdiot.
>
Lame By Numbers - copyright 2003 Kadaitcha Man
Everytime you use a stock lame, you get a # marked next to the lame number.
Repeating a lame gets you a #7. Every #7 over your first one gets you a #6.
> Running away already?
#1.
> Damn d00d, you didn't even last for 3 posts!
#1. #7.
> Hell that gay ass n00b job Cooter has got more staying power than you.
#4.
##1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win.
(dance, owned etc.) You are my bitch. Spank.
You are my toy. You are delusional. You love me.
You are jealous. You are running away. You follow
me around. You are obsessed. I am the greatest.
Mock shock. Excessive use of exclamation marks.
2. Slurp! Get a room. Gormless emoticons, etc.
3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore
I win. Post edit, context snip, subject header change, etc.
#4. Fag, native, fuck your mother,
sister, brother, father. Cock sucker,
asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
loser, child, village idiot, immature,
paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, bestiality
etc.
5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
vagina, bodily excretions, masturbation etc.
6. blink (clueless)
#7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation,
comprehension lame.
9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, lame by
proxy, truth hurts, takes one to know one.
So you don't know the answer then? Get a
life. That proves my point. etc.
10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke.
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