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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 08/15/05 08:10
On Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:16:34 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>Lame By Numbers - copyright 2003 Kadaitcha Man
Boy this game sounds complicated, can't we just play "slap the bitch"?
>Everytime you use a stock lame, you get a # marked next to t<SLAP>
YOU'RE IT! ^_^
> ##1. spnak!
What?
>nice backpedal!
What did you backpedal?
>You replied so I win.
....what did I win?
>(dance, owned etc.)
What does Dance own?
>You are my bitch.
I don't swing that way, Kid, sorry.
>Spank.
No, REALLY.
>You are my toy.
Seriously, cut it out, this isn't a personals froup.
>You are delusional.
What is it that I'm delusional about?
>You love me.
o_O
>You are jealous.
....of what? Your stupidity?
>You are running away.
Well you said you were, but apparently you lied. Lying little bitch!
Do you know what God does to Jesus killing little bastards like you!
>You follow me around.
I'm curious to see if there's a pot of gold at the end of the stupid.
>You are obsessed.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MT DEW!!1!
>I am the greatest.
Yeah, greatest loser.
>Mock shock.
What the hell is that? Some groovy lil go tard number from teh 1960s?
>Excessive use of exclamation marks.
The exclamation marks, they scare you bad, huh?
>Slurp!
How does Plow's ass taste today?
>Get a room.
For what?
>Gormless emoticons, etc.
What's a gormless?
>My rules count.
Oh chit, did I go and break somebody's Usenet rules again? Damn, I'm
always doing that.
>I won't reply anymore therefore I win.
Well that's what you were preaching. Mayhaps my post editing with
variable cross poasts will teach you that, that's not such a wise idea
though. ^_^
>Post edit,
Got something against post editing, do ya? Is that apart of your
"Usenet rules" too?
>context snip,
You certainly do whine a lot.
>subject header change, etc.
Can't change teh subjects either, huh? Wow, boy you sure have some
strict Usenet rules, Retardo.
>Fag,
Does it bother you to be queer? *shrugs* It's okay if yer gay, d00d,
seriously, I'm not gonna magically like you any more than I already
don't just cause you like the dark side of the rump ride.
>native,
Yeah yer a native alright...a native of stupid.
>fuck your mother, sister, brother, father.
No thanks, I'm not into that whole incest thing.
>Cock sucker,
She'd have to be ONE hot shemale...I mean we're talkin like Drew
Barrymore with a dick.
>asshole,
Is asshole taboo now?
>brain damaged, retard, jackass,
> newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
> loser, child, village idiot, immature,
> paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
> geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, besti<SLAP>
So I guess apparently the goal is to just include every insult that's
ever existed and then whine about it. Yeesh, if you don't like teh
flame game why the fuck did ya start humpin teh band wagon kiddo?
Oh, BTW, it's really not so much about the FORM you use so much as it
is about your TECHNIQUE. For example you could tell someone that
they're gay...which is a form of flaming, albeit grossly ineffective.
Or you could say something like, "Yer the fuck for a buck special down
Raoul's Backdoor Bar and Grill."
You see, Deficient, the latter is also a form of gay flaming, but it's
fresh, new and original. Going around categorizing every form of
attack doesn't do anything to actually gauge the effectiveness of the
attack, it just makes you Captain Obvious, with his sidekick Blowhard
(ie Meat->Tard).
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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
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