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Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 08/15/05 11:26
Onideus Mad Hatter, <usenet@backwater-productions.net>, the blockheaded,
ham-fisted telephonist, and maker of the rounded part of spoons, declared:
> On Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:16:34 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>
>> Lame By Numbers - copyright 2003 Kadaitcha Man
>
> Boy this game sounds complicated, can't we just play "slap the bitch"?
#1
>> Everytime you use a stock lame, you get a # marked next to t<SLAP>
>
> YOU'RE IT! ^_^
#1
>> ##1. spnak!
>
> What?
#6
>> nice backpedal!
>
> What did you backpedal?
#9
>> You replied so I win.
>
> ...what did I win?
#6
>> (dance, owned etc.)
>
> What does Dance own?
#6
>> You are my bitch.
>
> I don't swing that way, Kid, sorry.
#6
>> Spank.
>
> No, REALLY.
>
>> You are my toy.
>
> Seriously, cut it out, this isn't a personals froup.
#4
>> You are delusional.
>
> What is it that I'm delusional about?
#6
>> You love me.
>
> o_O
#2
>> You are jealous.
>
> ...of what? Your stupidity?
#4
>> You are running away.
>
> Well you said you were, but apparently you lied. Lying little bitch!
> Do you know what God does to Jesus killing little bastards like you!
#6
>> You follow me around.
>
> I'm curious to see if there's a pot of gold at the end of the stupid.
#4
>> You are obsessed.
>
> GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MT DEW!!1!
>
>> I am the greatest.
>
> Yeah, greatest loser.
#4
>> Mock shock.
>
> What the hell is that?
#6
> Some groovy lil go tard number from teh 1960s?
#4
>
>> Excessive use of exclamation marks.
>
> The exclamation marks, they scare you bad, huh?
#6
>> Slurp!
>
> How does Plow's ass taste today?
#5
>> Get a room.
>
> For what?
#6
>> Gormless emoticons, etc.
>
> What's a gormless?
#6
>> My rules count.
>
> Oh chit, did I go and break somebody's Usenet rules again? Damn, I'm
> always doing that.
#6
>> I won't reply anymore therefore I win.
>
> Well that's what you were preaching. Mayhaps my post editing with
> variable cross poasts will teach you that, that's not such a wise idea
> though. ^_^
#1
>> Post edit,
>
> Got something against post editing, do ya? Is that apart of your
> "Usenet rules" too?
#6
>> context snip,
>
> You certainly do whine a lot.
#9
>> subject header change, etc.
>
> Can't change teh subjects either, huh? Wow, boy you sure have some
> strict Usenet rules, Retardo.
#4
>> Fag,
>
> Does it bother you to be queer?
#9
> *shrugs* It's okay if yer gay, d00d,
#4
> seriously, I'm not gonna magically like you any more than I already
> don't just cause you like the dark side of the rump ride.
#4
>> native,
>
> Yeah yer a native alright...a native of stupid.
#9
>> fuck your mother, sister, brother, father.
>
> No thanks, I'm not into that whole incest thing.
>
>> Cock sucker,
>
> She'd have to be ONE hot shemale...I mean we're talkin like Drew
> Barrymore with a dick.
#6
>> asshole,
>
> Is asshole taboo now?
#6
>> brain damaged, retard, jackass,
>> newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
>> loser, child, village idiot, immature,
>> paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
>> geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, besti<SLAP>
>
> So I guess
And you're not even good at that either.
####1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win.
#### (dance, owned etc.) You are my bitch. Spank.
# You are my toy. You are delusional. You love me.
You are jealous. You are running away. You follow
me around. You are obsessed. I am the greatest.
Mock shock. Excessive use of exclamation marks.
###2. Slurp! Get a room. Gormless emoticons, etc.
###3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore
I win. Post edit, context snip, subject header change, etc.
#####4. Fag, native, fuck your mother,
##### sister, brother, father. Cock sucker,
##### asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
## newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
loser, child, village idiot, immature,
paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, bestiality
etc.
#5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
vagina, bodily excretions, masturbation etc.
#####6. blink (clueless)
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#####
#
#####7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
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##
8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation,
comprehension lame.
####9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, lame by
# proxy, truth hurts, takes one to know one.
So you don't know the answer then? Get a
life. That proves my point. etc.
10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke.
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