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Re: Feel like I've destroyed a perfectly good life!

Posted by Fred on 10/01/06 11:24

dave hillstrom, <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>, whose name means "thick as two short
planks; dirty piss drinker", yowled:

> my brane is a miasma of mixed emotions and fast food restaraunt menus.

Yumm, fast food and stinking titmouse vomit and dalmatian skin seasoning
corroded inside polluted heads of lettuce and garden worm breast compote on
top of roasted flea crutch, simmered in a splashing bucket stuffed with raw
endive, minced morsels of fish, kidney and bone, garlic broth, a side of
crackers and a pitcher of thickened onion extract.

> only in a geological sense.

I was just asking if you know how to use the computer.

> My body odor gets stronger at certain times of the month.

It's Friday night and you are in the mood. Instead of going out on the town
to look for a one nighter, do you assume you would do a better 'job'
yourself?

> my name is dave, and stop calling me daisy.

Your name means attention-seeking gender illusionist; stinks of piss;
prefers golf to sex and war to peace, but if it were up to me I'd say you're
a(n) scavenging, grisly hairdresser.

 

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