|
|
Posted by PerfectReign on 07/07/44 11:24
someone posing as Sylvia figured someone gave a rat's ass and spewed out:
> What's the best way to build my own Websites? I've never made one before
> so it needs to be easy.
>
> Thank you,
Well, since I see you xposted to alt.fan.art-bell, I can tell you how:
1. Go way out into the desert one dark moonless night. (You'll have to wait
about two weeks, I saw the full moon out last night while scanning the skys
for Unidentifiable Government Conspiracy Objects.)
2. Get a rosary. Say Mary Hail! twenty times
3. Now get an Ankh. Recite the Egyptian prayer for the dead: htp-dt-nsw-isir
ddw ntr db ibdw dief prthrw thnkt spd es mnht ht nb nfrt webt nht ntr im n
ki n nmeh ky
Soon aliens will visit you. They will take you into their spaceship and
impart all knowledge of web making on you. You will come back a l33t
webmaster.
If you think this is a joke, trust me. This is how one of our regulars, a
guy who goes by Onideus Mad Hatter, did it. You can ask him (her?)
questions.
Good luck!
--
kai
www.perfectreign.com
linux - genuine windows replacement part
Navigation:
[Reply to this message]
|