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Posted by Terrence Cooter on 10/01/05 06:03
In article <1127972043.126250.230540@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
DarkSumomo@netscape.net says...
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>K. A. Cannon wrote:
>> Terrence Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> posted
>> <433a39e0_1@x-privat.org> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on
>> Tue, 27 Sep 2005 23:38:34 -0700:
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>> >In article <pan.2005.09.28.04.01.33.852940@yahoo.com>,
>> >theperfectreign@yahoo.com says...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:07:57 +0545, Kadaitcha Man pretented somebody gave
>> >>a rat's ass and spewed forth:
>> >>
>> >>> smallfoot, <tip@toe.foot>, the pinch-spotted, gamy fuddy-duddy, and
>> >>> employee
>> >>> who puts the tap in the ale cask, clamoured:
>> >>>
>> >>>> In article
>> >>>> <94a6b8baf936401e952b619afc3c4c74@soc.culture.pussy.tattoo>,
>> >>>> nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com says...
>> >>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>> >>>>> hard-of-hearing, outclassed plonker, and dealer in worthless horses,
>> >>>>> issued forth:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> In article <pan.2005.09.26.13.48.09.688409@yahoo.com>,
>> >>>>>> theperfectreign@yahoo.com says...
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> kai
>> >>>>>>> www.perfectreign.com
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Administrative Contact:
>> >>>>>> (name erased)
>> >>>>>> 1313 Mockingbird Lane
>> >>>>>> Universal Studios, California 90220
>> >>>>>> United States
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> This address does not exist in the United States. Update your WHOIS
>> >>>>>> records or you might lose the domain.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> 1313 Mockingbird Lane, you fucking fr0otloop, is a set address within
>> >>>>> Universal Studios.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Every fucking postman in California knows where 1313 Mockingbird
>> >>>>> Lane, Mockingbird Heights is, you clueless shitstain. Where the fuck
>> >>>>> do you think mail addressed to Uncle Fester goes?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> I thought it went to c/o Gomez Addams, 1 Cemetary Lane, Greenbriar.
>> >>>
>> >>> Oh, yeah. Mockingbird Lane is where Herman Munster lives. I never was
one
>> >>> for TV-show fandom.
>> >>
>> >>No. No. Terry is right.
>> >>
>> >>(sigh) I was wrong.
>> >>
>> >>I have been slapped.
>> >>
>> >>I have now corrected my reg information with a correct address.
>> >>
>> >>I know when I've been beat.
>> >>
>> >>The phone number is still correct, though.
>> >>
>> >>Thank you, oh wise and masterful Terry (or whoever the fuck you are) for
>> >>correcting me.
>> >>
>> >>That is all.
>> >
>> >No. It isn't. I'll make this brief. You can get into SERIOUS fucking
legal
>> >trouble for using a real address that does not belong to you for a public
>> >record. Do the right thing and change that shit right away. What you did
>> >was
>> >a criminal act. I'm dropping a dime to the Internic and to a few other
>> >parties
>> >I won't mention.
>>
>> Fly Cunter is now a Legal Beagle and knows all about "THE LAW".
>>
>> Let's see...Spank on losing your Tripod Webshite.
>> Spank for changing your From: addy after being told you was wrong.
>> Spank for just being a clueless cunt.
>> Multi-spanks for not doing anything about the various Cooter Homo
>> erotica p0rn pics at various web sites.
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>Four spanks for losing both Bubbanews accounts, a Gmail account, and
>apparently losing an X-Privat account in day or two.
You're really starting to fucking piss me off with your lies. I found out that
the X Privat account was closed with EVERYBODIES free X Privat account. The
sysop was supposed to close them on the 30th but he did it a few days early. I
only had ONE Bubbanews account. That and the Gmail account were closed because
of the lies of TestiClees.
>Spank for making Mad Hatter look *good* (I never thought that would
>happen)
>Spank for having Mad Hatter be the one to spank you hardest.
You really want to bury your face in his crotch and snort his balls while you
jerk off. Don't you. Seriously, you kiss his fat ass more than any other
poster in these groups. Thats fucking sorry. A TestiClees fan.
>Spank by having at least one parody/fan alt group named in his "honor."
Did you see how many your hero TestiClees has?
>Spank by making revenge nominations and having them shot down.
Nothing was shot down. Tomorrow is voting day.
>Multi-spanks for losing flamewars and coming back for more.
>
>I think that's a minimum of 15 spanks.
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>> Wow...keep working at it, your ineptitude is becoming the stuff of
>> legend.
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>Oh, it certainly is and deserves even more official recognition. For
>my last nomination this month, I nominate Terrence "Fly" Cooter for the
>Palmjob Paddle for the most spanked person on USENET for this month.
>
>Seconds?
>--
>Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce
>Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
Don't you have some marching to do? Go march off a fucking cliff, 'mo.
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Terrence Cooter
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