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Posted by Lame-o the Lightning Pheasant on 10/21/05 06:44
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:17:32 -0500, in
<news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
> "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
>> <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson wrote:
>>
>>> In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
>>> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>>>>>Wow"...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
>>>>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
>>>>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>In article <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
>>>>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>>>>>> >>>Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
>>>>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>In article <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
>>>>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>>>>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In article <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article <pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles Jefferson wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>, Fly Cooter took the
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for such an asshole. And he lives
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like Crocodile Dundee! He probably
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for beer, mate. HA HA HA HA HA!
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out: http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man, Matty.
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in anyways?
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to use coherent sentences anytime
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or gravy?
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with flies?
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your protein juicy (as in steak
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a fried salty football.
>>>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome, natures most perfect food.
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
>>>>>> >>>>>:-p
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and tequila, pork rinds,
>>>>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb beer and tequila
>>>>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Yeah,
>>>>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
>>>>>> > :-)
>>>>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds <that even made
>>>>>> me feel a little queazy>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
>>>>
>>>> Hey,
>>>> What are you busting my balls for?
>>>> I'm just participating in the thread.
>>>
>>> I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better and better for
>>> you.
>>>
>>>> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
>>>> anyway...
>>>
>>>
>>> I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy, salty, football.
>>
>> pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin kind. ooh rah!!
>>
>
> There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound like that's an
> improvement.
thems good eatin, sho nuff.
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