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Posted by ^reaper^ on 12/12/05 04:45
While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
in <news:MPG.1e0688d2a6222e8b989904@news.alt.net>:
> In article <na1q21sb4ve0.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the hamburger,
> threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>> in <news:MPG.1e066a4027bdabcd9898fe@news.alt.net>:
>>
>>> In article <5i50whey1087$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
>>> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>>>
>>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>>>> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>>>> in <news:MPG.1e0506c2f68b05269898fa@news.alt.net>:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <1shwmi3dhcjre.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
>>>>> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>>>>>
>>>>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>>>>>> from alt.2600, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>>>>>> in <news:MPG.1dfefaa45d6771149898ca@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I haven't made anything less than an AB since I started school. This
>>>>>>> semester's looking the same. Barring a major disater I won't get
>>>>>>> anything less than an AB. I'm probably looking at straight A's for the
>>>>>>> semster but I'm trying to keep myself humble. In my first semester, I
>>>>>>> was 5 points away from having a perfect score in one of my classes. I
>>>>>>> was on academic suspension and I got it lifted a semster early.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No offense, needle dick. But I wouldn't exactly be bragging about this if I
>>>>>> were you. o_O
>>>>>
>>>>> Lick my ballsack. Twice.
>>>>
>>>> Could you please be a tad more creative, pudzinski?
>>>
>>> Sure. Lick my ballsack. Twice. While doing a handstand.
>>
>> You're a midget? o_O
>
> No, why? You into that?
Sorry, pudpustle. I'm not into vienna sausages and gumdrops. But if you
check out the tenderloin, I'm sure you can find someone who is.
>>>> Or is the single hand
>>>> typing bit throwing you off? o_O
>>>
>>> Nice creativity, hypocrite. Fuck. Off.
>>
>> Oxygen is a good thing, lipschitz. You should try it sometime.
>
> I'm oxygen deprived because you can't be any more creative after railing
> on me for it. Got it.
Looks like you need to take up a new hobby if you really think I'm "railing
on [you]". Or... are you just _pretending_ to be a whiney butt? o_O
--
"A fake fortune teller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should
be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she
deserved." -- 'The Notebook of Lazarus Long,' Robert Heinlein
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