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Posted by ^reaper^ on 11/19/36 11:34
While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
in <news:MPG.1e06b0bfe3751737989907@news.alt.net>:
> In article <ghq0j01o3zc1$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>> in <news:MPG.1e0688d2a6222e8b989904@news.alt.net>:
>>
>>> In article <na1q21sb4ve0.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the hamburger,
>>> threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>>>
>>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>>>> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>>>> in <news:MPG.1e066a4027bdabcd9898fe@news.alt.net>:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <5i50whey1087$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
>>>>> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>>>>>
>>>>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>>>>>> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>>>>>> in <news:MPG.1e0506c2f68b05269898fa@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <1shwmi3dhcjre.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
>>>>>>> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>>>>>>>> from alt.2600, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>>>>>>>> in <news:MPG.1dfefaa45d6771149898ca@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I haven't made anything less than an AB since I started school. This
>>>>>>>>> semester's looking the same. Barring a major disater I won't get
>>>>>>>>> anything less than an AB. I'm probably looking at straight A's for the
>>>>>>>>> semster but I'm trying to keep myself humble. In my first semester, I
>>>>>>>>> was 5 points away from having a perfect score in one of my classes. I
>>>>>>>>> was on academic suspension and I got it lifted a semster early.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No offense, needle dick. But I wouldn't exactly be bragging about this if I
>>>>>>>> were you. o_O
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lick my ballsack. Twice.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Could you please be a tad more creative, pudzinski?
>>>>>
>>>>> Sure. Lick my ballsack. Twice. While doing a handstand.
>>>>
>>>> You're a midget? o_O
>>>
>>> No, why? You into that?
>>
>> Sorry, pudpustle.
>
> Heh. At least that was inventive, albeit retarded.
And gross. You forgot to mention, gross.
>> I'm not into vienna sausages and gumdrops. But if you
>> check out the tenderloin, I'm sure you can find someone who is.
>
> Thanks, but I can handle the dating thing just fine without you.
If you say so. Just don't wear out your hand, m-kay?
>>>>>> Or is the single hand
>>>>>> typing bit throwing you off? o_O
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice creativity, hypocrite. Fuck. Off.
>>>>
>>>> Oxygen is a good thing, lipschitz. You should try it sometime.
>>>
>>> I'm oxygen deprived because you can't be any more creative after railing
>>> on me for it. Got it.
>>
>> Looks like you need to take up a new hobby if you really think I'm "railing
>> on [you]". Or... are you just _pretending_ to be a whiney butt? o_O
>
> I'm more amused and like wtf more than anything. I don't remember having
> a problem with you before, so why you all in my grill now?
What can I say? I felt like playing and you volunteered. ^_~
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"There is no time for ease and comfort. It is the time to dare and endure."
-- Winston Churchill
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