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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 09/08/05 11:51

On 8 Sep 2005 06:21:12 GMT, "subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii"
<s007ii@vxsubroutine.ca> wrote:

>:You can find the following in teh source:
>:
>::<!-- Fireworks 4.0 Dreamweaver 4.0 target. Created Sun Mar 09 01:32:46 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) 2003-->

>Well DUH. What kind of idiot would even attempt to waste there time coding HTML
>from scratch?

....wow...I mean...he just openly admitted to being a
poser...hrmmm...kinda just takes all the fun out of it.

>:is so deficient he doesn't even know how to edit out the
>:Dreamweaver branding tags manually.

>Is there any reason why I should? Unlike you I *purchased* my copy. LOL.

I don't think you understand something here Junior...you see I
straight code my sites, I have no need for training pants programs
like Dreamweaver, Piddles. Dreamweaver is baby shit, it's what
elementary school kids and stay at home moms use to make "websites".

>What does a program have to do with design? It's how you design the pages
>_within_ while working with the program, you kook.

Web design encompasses a whole variety of different things, as far as
the "look" of the website (graphics wise), the only program that
should be involved in that stage is like Paintshop or Photoshop.

>:The high court of the Flonk (which I just created 10 minutes ago)

>You're a flonker?

Everyone is a Flonker, some people are just in denial.

>Well that just about explains *everything*.

Does it explain why you need a training pants program to make
websites, Piddle Pants?

>Calm down, Mattie. It's only a program. A *purchased* copy unlike yours.

....I don't even have a copy, Retard. I code most of my sites in
Notepad...not much reason to use anything else, unless you wanna use
one of those text proggies with a built in viewer (although personally
I find them a lil silly, it's better to just use the Ctrl+s, alt+tab,
F5 procedure). And the sites that are Flash based I use SwishMax, but
again, when working in SwishMax I don't ever rely on the layout view,
I keep it in scripting mode and directly input object coordinates into
the transform panel based on the image constructs created in Paintshop
Pro. You simply use the selection tool, write down the coordinates
and the object sizes, save the objects (you'll wanna keep everything
in a separate layer when working with the graphical construction) and
then import them into SwishMax and enter in the coordinates like I
explained earlier. You NEVER want to rely on visual alignment though,
especially when attempting to build a perfect liquid site. If you're
off by even a pixel it could wind up fucking teh whole thing up when
it's resized...you um...you have like NO idea what I'm even talking
about...do you Piddle Pants?

BTW...why are you proud of the fact that you "*purchased*" a program?
No offense, but yer the first person I've seen who was proud of his
inability to not know how to pirate software. To most people on my
level paying money for software is like paying money for CDs...it's
something only dumbasses who don't know any better do. Essentially
retards like you are fucked up the ass, straight through the wallet,
so that people with technical expertise like myself can have the
software for free. In other words, you paid out the nose so that a
good dozen or so people who are smarter than you could have the
program for nothing...and you're celebrating that fact...which kinda
makes you even DUMBER than yer average idiot.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

 

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