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Posted by Els on 11/08/77 11:26
Neredbojias wrote:
>>>>> Not true, even from an earth-level point of view. "We" could be
>>>>> RNA- based life forms. More fancifully, "we" could even be
>>>>> silicon-derived beings suggested by The Sandman of legend or
>>>>> use markup instead of coding and thrive as "Hyper Text Markup
>>>>> Life"/"htmllings".
>>>>
>>>> Well, I suppose you could be a silicon-derived hyper-marked up
>>>> htmllinger, but I'm sure I'm just plain human.
>>>
>>> Somehow I don't think you're just a "plain" human.
>>
>> Ow?
>
> Ow?? Did I step on your toe or are you just prone to spontaneous
> cries of pain?
No, that would be 'ouch!' 'Ow?' may be the Dutch equivalent of 'Oh?
How so?'
>>>>>> Let me rephrase: Some men actually think we like it when they
>>>>>> make a showcase (whether public or private) out of it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, I guess I can buy that. At first it seemed you were
>>>>> voicing a minority opinion, but then I thought that if you
>>>>> turned a woman inside out and stuck her goodie up in the air, I
>>>>> wouldn't want to view the result for very long, either.
>>>>
>>>> Not quite what I meant, but probably true nonetheless.
>>>
>>> Oh, I think I got it. For example, because of this quality,
>>> women don't like to watch skin flicks nearly as much as men.
>>> Isn't that the gist?
>>
>> As I haven't seen much of such flicks, I can't really tell :-) I'm
>> guessing it's not though. How to explain this to the male
>> species... It's not the showing, but the showing off, making
>> absolutely sure we pay attention to it, even if we've just seen it
>> enough already.
>
> Okay, I see. A wise man knows when to stop with the visual aids
> and get on with the action.
Visual aids.. is that what you call it <g>
>> Basically like a little boy that's proud of a new accomplishment.
>> Only little boys are cute when they do that.
>
> Well, I may demur but many priests agree with you wholeheartedly.
That's not what I meant. I said 'little boy being proud of a new
accomplishment.' Like "Mom! Did you see me throw that frisbee? It
went all the way to the neighbour's garden!" or "Look what I just
wrote here - we learned to write the M today!"
>>> Hey, my gramma was Belgian (-although we called her Bulgarian just
>>> to burn her waffles.)
>>
>> Her Belgian or Bulgarian waffles?
>
> Confidentially, it was ...
If it's confidential, I'd best not repeat it.
>>> However, you have to remember that men were once cavemen and
>>> cavemen had to take what they could get whenever they could get
>>> it. Old habits are hard to break.
>>
>> Someone told me the Fins still do it that way. Hit the woman over
>> the head with a big bat, and drag her home.
>
> Yes, they appear to be a no-nonsense society keen on logic and
> intolerant of vacillation or drivel. I suspect that future history
> will regard them as the lone beacon of light in the dark ages of
> interpersonal relationships.
We'll just have to wait and see.
> Women say they reach maturity before men do but when I was in that
> age-bracket not one of them would show me the hair to prove it.
The fact that you did not understand that, proves those women were
mature when you still weren't.
>> Jack Daniels doesn't bite.
>> Well, never bit me - tastes great with Coke.
>
> Oh, yuck-o! I can see you're not a purist, JD should never be
> mixed and attains its finest flavor when tipped straight from the
> bottle.
I'm not a purist no - sometimes I'll drink stuff mixed, sometimes
neat.
>>> The only Australians I've met personally were in a zoo between the
>>> Gooney Birds and the sewer rats.
>>
>> I've seen those too - not nearly as friendly as the human Aussies.
>
> Perhaps the ones you met were high on eucalyptus extract.
Are you talking about the animals or the humans?
>>> "Happily married" is a state achieved only by the delusional.
>>
>> As long as they're happy, who cares about delusional.
>
> So say the drug mongers in the ghetto.
True. I think I should have expressed myself differently:
Who is to say who is delusional and who isn't?
> Marriage is the opiate of the
> masses but some will swallow anything for a little sex.
You obviously married the wrong person, but you knew that already.
It's not marriage that's to blame for that though.
>>> although I suppose some bachelors could
>>> put up quite a stink if they ran out of Jergens lotion.
>>
>> Plain soap may help in such unfortunate cases.
>
> To be honest, I'd say the mixture of men and plain soap is much
> less viable than a mixture of women and soft soap.
I think you're right. Put a soft soap and a plain soap in the bath
room, and any man will pick the soft soap. So, if both men and women
use the soft soap - who is ever gonna buy the plain soap?
>>>>>>> and elves are considered to be acceptably deviant forms of
>>>>>>> mischief.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> elves are considered to be acceptably deviant figments of
>>>>>> mischievous imagination.
>>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps, but some people's acceptably deviant figments are more
>>>>> mischievous than others.
>>>>
>>>> I'd say those were probably yours.
>>>
>>> Perhaps, but only in a fertile arena.
>>
>> Obviously.
>
> As well as profoundly...
Most likely.
>>>>> http://www.neredbojias.com/_uimages/bll2c.m3u
>>>
>>> And yes, there is a gothic flavor to it, but it still somehow
>>> reminds me of Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life". (Um, I
>>> guess this could be due to the oblique reference to strippers.)
>>
>> That must be it. No way that song could make me sleep.
>
> Well I hope you don't think that *I* would drift off in the
> presence of a woman who was taking off her clothes!
How do you hear 'taking off her clothes' in that Debbie Boone song?
>>> Odes are my life, and I'm the most odious guy I know.
>>
>> Except for the odd odious ode maybe, I don't think you really have
>> much odium in you.
>
> Then what do you think I am, the hollow, empty shell of a man who
> has turned to the Internet in a vain effort to capture the meaning
> of life, the universe, and everything?
That thought hadn't crossed my mind yet, but it is of course an
option.
> Let me say this about that: it's not for nudie pictures alone that I
> sail the cybernetic seaway! While I have momentarily forgotten the
> other reasons, you can bet your bottom bippie that "Neredbojias"
> does not mean "flesh pot seeker". (At least in English.)
What does it mean really?
> PS: When someone posted a stream for someone else's edification, one
> would have figured that someone else would have noticed the 32 kbps
> bitstream
Oops, no - didn't notice. It just streamed, didn't look at the
details.
> and realized that someone was not an American capitalistic pig with,
Didn't think you were really...
> among other things, a hi-speed Internet connection.
You haven't? Okay, I now know that :-)
> However, perhaps someone (-the original) was somewhat
> over-optimistic relative to someone else's (-the other)
> noticeability factor.
Definitely.
> In any event, I managed to accomplish the mission despite these
> egregious circumstances
Hurray!
> by using a little good ol' male ingenuity.
You're sure it's male? I reckon I used the same to get the file
downloaded to keep instead of hearing it only once :P
> Thank heaven for cunning and penises.
Amen.
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