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Posted by Lord Gazwad of Grantham on 09/20/05 16:21
Fly Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.com>, the thin-skinned, false fungus, and
befriender of Columbian drug lords and gun runners, frothed:
> In article <dgmtn8$m0g$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
> kcannon@insurgent.orgy says...
>>
>>
>> Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com> posted
>> <1127109308.bd9c856dcb31695c26e688a9f6ab8d04@bubbanews> in
>> alt.usenet.kooks on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 00:00:47 -0700:
>>
>>> The first thing that needs to go is that fake abuse address in
>>> his headers.
>>>
>>> X-Complaints-To: news-abuse@zig-zag.net
>>>
>>> The people that give out free email addresses at zig-zag.net and
>>> fuck-off-and-die.com (same company Datapimp) will not be pleased
>>> when they find out how you've been impersonating one of their abuse
>>> sysops for over a year. That's a felony.
>>>
>>> Anyone reading this interested in helping to Lart Kadaitcha Man and
>>> his other aliases (Fred, Fred Tehbot, smallfoot, and various name
>>> forgeries) should fill out a report on the Datapimp mail form and
>>> notify them that Kadaitcha Man has been illegally pretending to
>>> work their abuse desk. http://datapimp.com/contact.php
>>>
>>> The next step will be to get Kadaitcha Man booted from his
>>> newsreader account.
>>>
>>> The final step will be to have him made accountable for all his
>>> dirty deeds. In time.
>>>
>>> To be continued.
>>
>> Stoopity is such concentrations for this long is very rare indeed.
>> Usually when Stoopidity reaches this magnitude of concentration there
>> is usually an endothermic or exothermic catastrophic event. Obviously
>> there is some hidden property that is helping this stoopidity to
>> reach a hitherto unknown concentration.
>> A detailed study needs to be undertaken to understand this very rare
>> Stoopidity event.
>>
>> The only examples I can cite are:
>>
>> Gulley - endothermic Stoopidity resulting in incarceration.
>> Bullis/Lysaght - exothermic Stoopidity resulting in mass ridicule and
>> general derision.
>>
>> This is not to discount what is known as the "Wollmann Event" which
>> is known to have both endothermic or exothermic Stoopidity which has
>> baffled kookological relativity scientists for years.
>>
>> Perhaps this phenomenon is an undiscovered form of Kookological
>> behavior not yet seen in the wilds of UseNet.
>>
>> I would suggest study with every safety precaution.
>> I don't think Stoopidity this dense is just gonna wash off.
>
> What the fuck are you talking about?
He's trying to explain to you in simple terms that you're a fucking idiot.
Now read this slowly, you stupid-looking cunt.
D U H
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in words with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived
it. There is, however, a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which
are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely
impossible to adapt to language. These fancies arise in the soul, alas
how rarely. Only at epochs of most intense tranquillity, when the
bodily and mental health are in perfection. And at those weird points
of time, where the confines of the waking world blend with the world of
dreams. And so I captured this fancy, where all that we see, or seem,
is but a dream within a dream.
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